You’re all so new and shiny *edit

I am a new reader. I have been entralled with your diary. I enjoyed the smoosh. A basket of titties eh, I would imagine it looking similar to the sea of breasts you see in 40 Days and 40 Nights. Keep on writing, I will keep reading.

I thought when I was updating, “Oh dammit now I have to wait til Monday for a note.” But not only have you noted, but you smothered me in boobage. Yay! So my question is “have you ever lezzed out?” Because that’s the most important thing I like to know about people. Ha!

i wanna know how u became so good at writing bout zombie apoc? what got u into that?

LOL! Well this one isn’t exactly a secretive question to ask but it’s one I’ve always been curious about and didn’t seem to have yet had a response about it. The picture that you use in your diary profile. Do you have it and keep it there because you haven’t had the energy to change it as some other diarists have said or do you keep it there cause you like it and don’t have any plans to change

it?

Mmmm….bread basket.

was the basket of titties sitting next to the bag of dicks?

I guess you could also throw in the same question about your diary title and also your user name.

I come for the boobies. I stay for the writing. I have been searching around for “no BS” writers on this site for awhile now, and have found few. I am fairly sure you would be in that category of “no BS”. I can say, new reader acquired. My question [for now] is… Can I get a doggy bag for the basket-o-boob, or do I have to finish it before I leave?

Like, I’m not that new here, but I have a question.. can I ask said question or do the new readers take priority? I mean.. man.. are the oldies good too? Don’t we have rights? I luvs you. OK but I am going to ask a question, how did you and Baboo meet and how long have you two been together!? I don’t know and I want to know!

RYN: Thanks. 🙂

Hahahaha! See, this is why I don’t work. Too much hassle.

Shaken or Stirred?

RYN: the book (about hitler, lol) is actually the best I’ve read so far. It clearly shows the reader how he became the way he was. It’s a heavy read not only because of the subject but because it deals a lot with politics and german words that I spend a lot of time trying to pronounce, LOL, instead of skipping over them. All in all, it’s not half bad.

Somehow, a basket of penises doesn’t sound as appealing.

RYN#2: reg. Patrick – I’m beginning to sort thru things. It’s a slow & painful process sometimes (ok, most times) but I’m getting there. No realationship is smiles and laughter all of the time…unless there’s a serious problem both ppl are avoiding, lol. I’m thankful for the realness we seem to have & the ability we have to talk our way through our issues. I KNOW U WERE DYING 2 KNOW ALL OF THAT!!

*motorboats your boobies*

YAY BOOBIES! QUESTIONS! Mwahahahha!!! 1. Do you think the zombie apocolypse will coincide with the whole 2012 thing? 2. What’s your favorite holiday? 3. Fish as pets: dumb or adorable? 4. What’s your biggest pet peeve? 5. If you went into Witness Protection and had to completely change your identity (name, face, body, job history- everything!), what three things would you *keep*?

Thanks for reading my entry even though the formatting was wacked. Ok I have a question for you & it’s a toughie. You don’t have to answer if ya don’t want to. Do you have any plans on getting back in touch with your bio Mom?

6. Chicken: baked, grilled, or fried? 7: What’s your most vivid childhood memory? 8. Favorite sexual position/combo/kink? 9. What is your stance on bullying? 10. Describe your dream home! 11. Which television actor’s ass would you most like to spank and why? 12. Give it up: most embarassing celebrity crush! 13. Genital piercings: wow or oww? 14. Have you ever slapped a ho? ;D

Your wonderful! Ive been reading for about 6 months 🙂

ryn: Thanks! And today is so Rage Day. I am grrrrr at everything. Even cute fluffy things, like my cats. I WANT PIZZA.

All I wanna know is if I can have the bread basket of titties rubbed in my face?! Nom nom nom

*considering self smooshed* Thanks 🙂

15. Zits: pop ’em or leave ’em alone? 16. What pisses you off most about your fellow females? 17. Fuck, Marry, and Slap – video game characters – GO! 18. Share a favorite mommy moment per kid. 19. What’s the craziest stunt you ever pulled as a kid? 20. Wedding plans, missy! To elope or go the whole nine yards? 21. Favorite candy or sweet? 22. What are you thinking… RIGHT NOW?

Did I mention I LOVE this game?? ;D

Hmmm.. I do like the smooshes but I would like one order of shimmy shake with a side of booty wiggle. That is if you are takin orders. 😉

Your beautiful storytelling is my cover, I really come for da TITTAAAAYYZZ! B cups or not I really likem alot And if you were to mush me I’d want you to tush me. I’d finish, then bid you a quick adieu Getting out before discovery by the fierce Baboo. Now gimmie dem TITTAAAAYYZZ! (and in case Baboo reads this … Just kidding!</i>) 😉

I saw a billboard about zombies today and thought of you!!

How did you get to be so awesome? What the heck would you do with a basket of titties?? I imagined it and… oh goodness. Love you as always!

I like boobies. 🙂 Um. Favorite RPG? 🙂 Chris

I’m a stepsister, too… and I think I’m okay… I could feed a village with my titties… or at least, I’m doing pretty well with my four month old.

RYN::: Thats what I was aiming for… Now a basket of titties….where are they??? ;D xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

What names do you have picked out for future babies? What is your absolute favorite food of all time? Second? Do you wish you had done anything differently this past year? What is your favorite color? Do you wish you live in another state? Which one? TELL ME ABOUT YOUR DREAM HOUSE.

everyone’s asking reallllllly good questions! can’t wait to read your answers 🙂

LOL

These are from Bubba: 1. Who’s your favorite left-handed B-movie star with blue eyes? 2. What’s necessary for the true zombie death: shot to the head, decapitation, or “m-fin’ goo”? Or are proper zombies indestructable? 3. More valuable zombie apocolypse instrument: bladed weapon or firearm?

ryn: thank you so much. i appreciate your support. *hugs*

i paid a dollar for that once and she smelled like baby powder. question: do you believe in ghosts?

When Lost ended, was it a great ending, or a complete cop-out? What’s the capital of Austria? Have you ever been to work without underwear? Have you ever tried British beer? Will you ever dye your hair blue?

aww, thanks. *smooshes back* can i have some of your purple champagne?what’s so special about zombies?if you could go on vacation tomorrow, where would go?you are a were[insert animal here]*cheesy grin*