sucktacular. . .dude. . .not really though

so yeah i got fucked up last night. . .i was completely spent by 9:15. . .it was insane. . .i swear i died for like 5 hours ‘cuz i dont remember a damn thing and i dont think i was sleeping that whole time either. . .but then again i dont remember. i do remember falling out of the car and scratching my knee and ripping my sock which sucks because these socks rock. . .well rocked they don’t rock now. and my ryan and my garrett taking care of me and carrying me into bed. boy that was sweet of them. i love my home boys. so anyway back to the beginning. my kailee called me and i went over to her friends house and like tons of people started showing up it was awesome and i got really really really drunk and wanted to kiss this pretty girl. . .she was adorable and had the cutest hair and she was so funny and she was only 15. . .but i got drunk and i dont think i kissed her. i did make several really drunk phone calls but who doesnt do that when they’re drunk?!?!?! i called bill and i love him. kailee called ryan and talked him and garrett into coming over. it was crazy ‘cuz i fucked them both and ryan was mad at us over it but apparently we’re ok now. and i called mike and dont remember what happened and my cousin called and i dont remember what happened. then cute girl broke stuff and two weird (weird but weird in that ‘i’d still do ’em ‘cuz they’re cool and i liked their style kinda way) boys were having whipping wars in the middle of the road with a real whip. . .me and home girls were turned on by that (is that weird??) i think im still kinda drunk. oh boy thats weird too its been about oh 12 hours. hehe im the greatest person alive. i drank lots of jager nearly half a bottle, like 5 shots of captain and almost half a bottle of southern comfort. . .grrrr yummy. i dont remember what else happened but i do remember how garrett and ryan took care of my i kinda couldnt believe what they were doing for me. . .i guess none of us hate each other any more. . .so having said that i think we should have a threesome. boy that would be hot. . .actually we should just invite that cute girl too. . .make it fun hot group sex. wow where am i getting these thoughts today. . .oh boy i had so much fun last night. . .its about time i had fun. so yay for me!!!! i want to babble some more. . .*think michelle. . .what happened* oh kailee and cassie were making out and that was really hot to watch. then cassie was licking blood off some guys finger. . .it was one of the whipping boys actually that was cool to watch too. a bit weird but i like weird. cute boy climbed a tree. we ate muffins. blueberry muffins. . .they were in the refridgerator. i keep my muffins in the cupboard not the refridgerator. me and home girl (named marchel cute name. . .)thought that was weird. but cute girl that lives there said her grandma is weird. . .i’d say. OH i broke my underwear too, i dont know how but i did so half the night i wasnt even wearing underwear. i wonder where those are now anyway. garrett felt me up in the back seat of the car too. grand just grand. im out of shit to ramble about now. . .my mommy went to buy me a freschetta pizza grrrrrr. . .cheetah i say. random song quote of the day: song: standing in the rain artist: billy talent quote: ‘and if you want me well i guess i want you’