time to update

errrr k yeah. . .nothing spectacular going on but i dont have anything to do for a half an hour and im bored. i actually still need to shower and all that but i dont have to be at dereks until 10. so yeah this week has gone by pretty slow. nothing to eventful. been working a lot lately since my boss is out of town and we technically only have 2 people working in our store. that sucks but oh well. everything else is going great actually. no complaints here. working so much has had me exhausted especially because i actually have a life and do things now. its weird. good weird. im pretty happy with the way everything is going. ummm next week is my dads birthday, as well as fathers day i still need to go get him something for those. maybe i’ll ask derek to go with me today if he is feeling better. he’s been sick the last 2 days. he woke me up yesterday morning just really sick and puking. not the best way to wake up really but yeah. if not we’ll probably just hang out at the apartment all day until i have to go to work. woo hoo. we are so exciting. we still are sometimes but the last week has been busy for both of us. and now he’s sick. booo. yeah i need to go get in the shower. have a good weekend everybody.

Star Wars Gangsta Rap
more funny shit
this actually has a funny as hell music video, now im not much into star wars, or havent been, but dereks best friend really is and always has me listening to crazy stuff. so if you really like star wars you should watch it and these lyrics are just funny in general. . . http://www.atomfilms.com/af/content/gangsta_rap

 

Spoken Intro

  • Emperor: It’s not the east or the west side…
  • Vader: No it’s not!
  • Emperor: It’s not the north or the south side…
  • Vader: No it’s not!
  • Emperor: It’s the Dark Side…
  • Vader: You are correct!
  • Emperor: Can’t front on the Empire; to all you Vader haters out there: we’ll blow your planet up!

Verse 1

  • Vader: What is thy bidding my master?
  • Emperor: It’s a disaster, Skywalker we’re after.
  • Vader: But if he could be turned to the Dark Side…
  • Emperor: Yes, he’d be a powerful ally… another Dark Jedi…
  • Vader: He will join us or die. We got Death Star! (repeat 7 times)
  • Stormtroopers (echoing Vader): Death Star! (repeat 7 times)
  • Vader: And you know that we got it… (repeat once)
  • Stormtroopers: Death Star! (repeat once)

Spoken Interlude

  • Uncle Owen: Luke! Get yer’ ass over here right now. Quit monkeyin’ around with that damn landspeeder. Where are dem two droids I asked ya ta clean boy? Did’ya clean yer’ room?!

Verse 2

  • Luke: Uncle Owen, I know I’m on probation. I cleaned the droids: can I go to the Tosche Station? I’ve got a layaway on a power converter, but now you’re treatin’ me like a scruffy nerf-herder.
  • Ghost Obi-Wan: Luke! Use the force and run… run to Dagobah, run to Dagobah. (repeat once)
  • Yoda: I’m Yoda, I’m a soldja. I mold ya then fold ya, I thought I told ya. Don’t be unwise, judge me not by my size. You won’t believe your eyes once the X-Wing rise.
  • Luke: Yoda, why you bein’ a playa hata? You know that I still must confront Lord Vader.
  • Yoda: But Luke, not ready are you…
  • Luke: But there’s a city in the clouds where they’re keepin’ my crew. A Jedi’s gotta do what a Jedi’s gotta do, so now Vader: I’m comin’ for you!

Spoken Interlude

  • Luke: Yeah, that’s right R2, I just set a new course. We’re goin’ to Cloud City. (drinks alchoholic beverage) Ahh, that’s mighty good gin an’ tonic, why don’t you mix me up another?

Verse 3

  • Vader: Impressive, now release your anger! You must have sensed that your friends are in danger.
  • Luke: Owww! Why’d you slice off my hand?!
  • Vader: It’s imperative that you understand! Obi-Wan would never bother… telling you about your father.
  • Luke: He told me enough, he told me you killed him!
  • Vader: Then there’s something I must reveal then, I’m your father, I’m your father (repeat 3 times).

Outro

  • Han Solo: Knock him out the box Luke, knock him out! (repeat 4 times) Knock him out the box, Luke.
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June 17, 2005

Awesome rap! Glad to hear you are keeping busy even though you are tired. Keep it up.