Fuck it, I’m leaving!

Dad, "Wait! We can talk this out gurl."

Daughter, "Daaad!"

Dad, "Okay, okay, okay! I get it. You win!"

Dad, "I’ll change your bedtime to 8:00 pm.  And I’ll let you watch Punky Brewster."

Dad, "Anything else?"

Daughter, "Yes!"

Daughter, "Can you toss me a cigarette? I smoked the last one an hour ago."