quiz 3
Most surveys are pointless and childish……lets see what kinda balls (or eggs) ya got!!! All my friends have done it and just curious to see who is more messed up than I am!
1. How many people have you fucked? 6
2. Weed, coke, crack, heroin, oxy, acid, x, k, peyote, mushrooms, opium, hash….out of these 12 drugs how many have you done? none
3. Ever cheated on a GF/BF? yea
4. Ever paid for sex? i dont need to
5. Ever been married? almost
6. Ever been divorced? not yet
7. If you had to pick one whats your fav sexual position? lets just say i dont like to work
8. Do you own any guns? not that i can keep…they go back into the armory
9. Ever done more than 30 days in jail? no
10. Ever been to rehab? for my arm
11. Ever do anything gay sexually? if you know me you know the answer
11a. Ever done anything hetero sexually??? yea
12. Ever fuck anyone that you met on myspace? met them before i knew they had myspace
13. What size are your breasts/dick? lets just say too big for me
14. Do you think Arnold could beat up Chuck Norris? what kinda question is that?
15. Ladies…..do you dish beege? say what?
16. Ever been unemployed for over a year since becoming an adult? No, good ol’ air force
17. How many states have you lived in? 3
18. How many countries have you lived in?
1
19. Do you keep a weapon under or next to your bed at night? yea my knife
20. What celebrity would you want to beat up if you had the chance? britney spears
21. Ever rolled into the harsh ghetto to buy drugs? what the ghetto of lecompton or knob noster?
22. Ever had anal sex? ew exit only
23. Ever been paid for sex? i wish
24. Ever hired a PI to follow someone? not yet
25. Ever bang your friends man/woman? um once…bad ju ju
26. What is your IQ? hell if i know
27. Do you think Mr. Rogers really was a pervert or do you think he just loved kids? do i really have to answer that?
28. O.J. Simpson……did he do it? Yes or No?
Duh! yes he did
29. Fake tits or real tits???
Fake are nice to look at
Real ones are better to touch
30. Ever watch someone die?
literally watch them die…no…seen someone dead…yes
31. Would you fuck the last person who took this quiz if given the chance?
never met her but shes hot…maybe
32. How long has it been since you had sex? um since monday night but i was drunk
33. Whose mug shot was funnier? mine would be great!
34. Name your favorite beer? Bud light
Congrats for not being a pussy and allowing yourself to be so exposed!