Caffy Phoenix
The artist formerly known as Kerouac Phoenix has left the building due to nancy boys pretending to be bitchy schoolgirls and leaving her nasty notes. She will return in some form (possibly gaseous form) in the future or she might just be like Gandalf and turn up out of fucking nowhere in the second film.
Whatever happens, she misses you all and I thank you all for your support during this difficult time. You’re probably wondering how you can help, so here’s how. Send 50 or whatever you cannot afford to the following address:
The Kerouac Phoenix Diary Rehabilitation Fund
c/o Bill Withers
The Lough
Cork City,
Ireland.
They really do give a flying duck about this…..
j
On second thoughts, to hell with her diary… 50… you’d get it for cheaper in Spain…
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as one of those nancy boys, i would like to apologise for leaving that note. it was untrue, nasty, childish and uncalled for. i’d hate to see somebody leave open diary over it. this apology might seem quite shallow… but i am truly sorry.
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Those rat bastards! I hope there will be clumsy religious allegory appearance from ‘Kerouac Phoenix the white’ sometime soon
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What I like best about your funky new site meter is looking at what time zones people are in who are reading your diary…
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Bugger that for a game of soldiers. Seriously.
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Not a fan of evil-note-leavers-who-you-know. the time my diary got “violated” I was in bits. I felt so down about. Will b oc dropping KP a wee text of reassurance. No money though har har!
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This too is a note.
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