Survey stolen from Chris

1. If you had to choose, whiskey or tequila?
Whiskey; it’s nicer and I’ve tried more of it. But not Irish Mist, never Irish Mist.

2. While doing school work, do you take your time or do you try to get it done as quickly as possible?
I couldn’t do anything in school, I was the worst student ever.

3. When did you last wear a scrunchi?
My hair was never long enough 🙁

4. If you were a writer, what would you write about most?
Politics, but in an offbeat way.

5. Do you sometimes yell to get your point across?
No, but sometimes I feel like my brain is slightly lifting out of my head when I’m angry at someone and have every right to be.

6. If you’re a girl, what symptoms do you get when you PMS?
Not a girl.

7. Is there anyone at your school with a cool accent?
There was a girl with an English accent in my primary school for a little while. She was better at speaking Irish than most of us after 6 months.

8. What is stressing you out most right now?
Work, obv.

9. Are you more smart and thoughtful or understanding and kind?
I’m smart and understanding, I try to be kind and thoughtful but that requires a good memory.

10. Who last asked you for a favor? What was it?
Take up the recycling, by the trouble and strife.

11. If you had to decide, what do you think people envy about you?
My relationship with Catherine; we were never the kind of couple that fight or break up or even argue publicly. We don’t agree with each other about everything and we never fight about the big things, just the small things 🙂

12. If you want to get your crush’s attention, what do you do?
“Fancy a ride?”

13. How long have you been single or in a relationship for?
7 years and 2 months, married for 2 years and 4 months next Tuesday.

14. Are you closer to your friends or family?
Family really, Catherine is closest but my family know me better than my friends. That’s probably my fault.

15. Do you know what you’re going to wear tomorrow?
Shirt, tie and last weeks trousers. They usually last…..

16. Do you use white strips or anything else to whiten your teeth?
No, they’re a bit yellow from all the tea but very clean really. And straight and the best in my family. People are probably also jealous of my healthy yellow teeth.

17. Are there any special events coming up?
We’re going to the Geneva Motor Show next month in Switzerland.

18. When it comes to strangers, how trusting are you?
Not at all. But I’m good at hiding it.

19. If someone insults/makes fun of you, what do you do?
Ideally, smile but store it for later. But to be honest, probably wouldn’t handle it too well.

20. What color do you think represents your personality?
I have no idea how to answer that.

21. Would you rather drive on a long straight highway or windy backroads?
Depends on where I’m going and what I’m driving.

23. What is the fastest you’ve ever gone in a car?
160km/h; a 1200cc Opel Corsa doesn’t go much faster.

24. Have you ever seen someone break their bone in real life?
No, but I popped out my kneecap in May 2000. Look back on my diary back then and you’ll find it.

25. If you got to choose an animal to disappear forever, what would it be? Why?
Midges, they can fuck right off.

26. What are the keys of your heart?
Honesty, fun and an hourglass figure.

27. Are you sometimes a control freak?
In certain areas.

28. If you’re online right now, do you have an away message up? What does it say?
None.

29. Do you know what your GPA is?
I barely know what a GPA is.

30. If you got to pick any winter sport to excell at, what would it be?
Gluhwein-drinking!