Part Forty
1953. Have you ever built something? sets, rabbit hutches, tree forts, timbertown…lots
1954. What is the hardest thing to face each day? failure
1955. Who’s voice irritates you like fingernails on a blackboard? oh god, bridget scanlan
1956. What is your favorite plant? my mosquito plant
1957. What simple things in life do you appreciate? pedicures
1958. Have you ever read a book by Tom Robbins? no
1959. Are you more of a maker and giver, or a taker and user? maker and taker
1960. What do you contribute to society? theater
1961. Do you take naps? sometimes
1962. Do you have any cavaties?yes
1963. What is the differance between art and fine art? fine are requires skill in many areas and detail. splattering paint onto a canvas is not fine art
1964. Do you believe that there has been a man on the moon?if not neil armstrong, certainly someone else
1965. What music makes you so happy you could burst? no doubt
1966. What do you think of the band They Might be Giants? pretty damn good
1967. Would you ever go into a sex shop?yes
1968. If you had to choose would you rather go into a sex shop with your mom or your dad? my mom
1969. Do you buy holiday gifts early or at the last minute? last minute for sure
1970. What do you want to do today? finish cleaning my room
1971. You see a girl in a long ruffled off white dress carrying a bag painted with a sunflower and playing a ukelele while twirling around the cafeteria.
What is your first reaction? what the fuck is wrong with her?
Could you become friends with this girl? no
1972. Let’s just say your school team is on a winning streak. One of the cheerleaders cheers both for your team and the other team during games. Does it make you angry? no
One day you ask her why she does it and she says that, "It’s just so much fun, no matter who wins." What do you think of that? she probably just likes to flash her crotch and yell annoying phrases
1973. Do you laugh when there is no joke and dance when there is no music? yes and yes
1974. What would the perfect pair of socks look like? wool and warm
1975. What is the longest you have ever gone with out sleeping? 96 hours
1976. Have you ever had a halucination? yes
1977. Are you generally happy? yes
1978. Are you a
sore loser? no
sore winner? sometimes
1979. Were you an 80’s baby? yes
1980. What’s in the room with you right now that you can’t see? my bed
1981. Do you ALWAYS thouroughly wash your hands after going to the bathroom? not always
1982. If someone else were to describe you what would you hope they would say? the life of the party.
1983. What is the sound of one hand clapping?it sounds like skin smacking together
1984. You are filling out a 5000 question survey. What would you rather be doing right now? cleaning
Why aren’t you doing it? because i don’t really want to do it
1985. Do you prefer carnivals, festivals, circuses, parades or fairs? festivals
1986. Are you useful?yes
1987. Are you a:
bitch/bastard? yes
lover? maybe if i am drunk
child? no
mother/father? no
sinner? fuck that shit
saint? yes
1988. What is the dirtiest habit you can think of? scratching your ass
1989. What kind of person will you ABSOLUTELY never date? someone smelly, like the kind of smell that will never go away
1990. What were you doing at ten fifteen last saturday night? rolling on E
1991. Do you ever need ‘quiet time’? yep
1992. What are you made of? water
1993. What does ‘you are what you eat’ really mean? tthat if you eat crap you look like crap
1994. What was the last thing you counted? oh, this test for a job interview
1995. Do you think it is harder for a parent to outlive their child or for the child to lose a parent? child to loose a parent
1996. Do you believe in psychic ability or is it a sham? fake
1997. What is your favorite classic rock song? i love Bob Dylan
1998. Who are you anyway? myself
Are you your resume? no
1999. When are you the most insecure? when i am the fattest one.
2000. Who would your fantasy threesome involve? hmm, not sure. hot boys for sure