same old same old

Ok, the people on here who are promising to love their girlfriend or boyfriend forever but are too young/unintelligent to properly spell the word “soulmate” should be smacked around till they realize what the hell they’re talking about.

</intellectually snobbish rant>

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck,
Screw a kangaroo,
Finger an orangutan,
Orgy at the zoo.
…yep, that about covers it. Gah. Goddamn consumeristic evil horrible holiday. Funny…I never minded it much before, cause if I didn’t have a boyfriend then I’d just fuck around and not really pay any attention to the lovey couples, and if I did have a boyfriend then of course it rocked. Now, however……aw, dammit.

Sittin’ here all by myself
With my heart up on the shelf
This house don’t feel like home to me
I watch the clock up on the wall
Time stands still that’s all
When you’re out of reach I wish you could see
Since you went away
I’ve been feeling this way
What I really wanna say

I wanna see you
I wanna be with you
I wanna feel you
Put my arms around you
When I hold you
Won’t let go of you
Baby….

….yep. That’s about right too.

Fuck me.