Nuclear Meows (Rated R)

 I’m not a fan of the me-tal di-shes,
I’m not a dog you can have your bi-tches-
mmmeow…

….that’s right meowwww….

Grab my tail when its cast out fish-ing,
My tail panics cuz it can’t keep swish-ing
MEOW!!! 

cut the shit- meow!

Crack the window open like a torture teaser,
Laughing in my face when I’m coughing wheezer- meow…
…that’s right meowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwWWWWWWWW

WWWW-WHYYY!

WHY YOU GOTTA BE A SHIT?
Meow me and I’ll scratch your dick!

(calms down)

Arch my back when I need a scrat-ching,
Flick water at my face when I’m busy snack-ing meow…
Eat shit meowww…

Meow for attention and you meow at me back,
Mock my language and I’ll tare your nutsack- meow.
Meow-meow-meow-MEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

You know why I don’t follow the red dot around the room?

Because you’re a douchebag. I’m not a moron like that Gina you have over. She’s dumber than a Collie and smells like a dumptruck.
Speaking of which, I noticed she had an allergic reaction to me. When you were in the bathroom I sneezed in her face-it wasn’t soo cute then! Should’ve seen her eyes water up, and boy were they red! HAHA! She never said anything because she knew I’d murder her.

Meowhaha.

MEOOOOOWWWWWWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I’m by your side when you’re fast asleep,
Watch you dream without a kitty peep,
Tie you down with your own bedsheet,
Muffled screams with my kitty feet.

"BARNACLE," you blubber, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING??!!"

Then with one kitty swipe I rake your face,
Your nose no longer stays in the right place,
I put it in my mouth and chew it up,
You start to gag like you’re about to throw up.

Drop the nose in your open mouth,
Then I push the charge to the dynamite-OUCH!

AND I MEOW UP THE WHOLE FUCKING BUILDING.