She Went There
The end of her was something weird,
She flew away with infant’s tears,
Crying through the entire trip,
I searched for the missing sucker,
Lying through her cherry lips,
She was a crafty little mother,
Pacifier in her pocket,
Baby took off like a rocket,
The baby wailed and she yelled, "Stop it!"
She held it to the baby’s face then threw it out the window.
The baby promptly screamed its voice had reached a new crescendo,
I jerked the wheel, the tires squealed and suddenly we were flipping,
When I opened my eyes I realised the baby’s head was dripping,
Mother wasn’t in the car
Baby cooing drifting off,
20 yards she sailed real far
Baby snoozing breathing stopped
Face down in ditch I heard her moaning
Head was broken open
Next to her the pacifier.
The stupid bitch was croaking.
She didn’t throw it after all it was for her amusement,
You taunt a dog with phantom ball and someone’s gonna lose it.