Not-so Sweet Home Alabama

TB may be leaving & I can’t fucking wait! She’s talking about moving to Alabama & actually wants me to go, too. While a change would be good for me, moving to a place with more dumbasses, sluts, & rednecks than KY isn’t the change I’m seeking.  She said we could live together again, & that there are alotta jobs in Alabama, but those things aren’t gonna win the argument for her.

For one, I am NEVER living with her again. Second, the cost of living here is much lower than there. Third, why the hell would I wanna share a trailor with her when I can live alone in my own house? Fourth, I wouldn’t be able to take my dogs with me, & that shit just doesn’t work for me. (My babies go where I go, or I don’t go.) And lastly, I don’t know anyone in Alabama. Well, I know of one person, but that bitch ain’t someone I’d wanna hang out with for very damn good reasons.

Believe me, if I had the damn money to move, it sure as hell wouldn’t be to Alabama. I’d move to some place near a beach. I have always wanted to live in California. You can bet your ass if I ever win the damn lottery, that’s where I’m packing up & moving to. But I definitely won’t leave my current location without assembling the entire county, putting the ppl I hate most up front (& some of them know who they are). Then I can moon everyone, slap my ass, & yell, "KISS IT, BITCHES!!!"