2/17/03

(1) Yeah Robert I said Korean. LOFUCKINL!!!! I lost my virginity to an ABC (American Born Chinese) Gosh willikers I loved her I think about her everyday.

(2) So if they do get married who here thinks John and Tinkowski will do it in Vegas?!? I called my bookie and she has the odds set at 3-1. 7-1 odds say they let me babysit their kids?!??!?!

(3) Last two weeks I’ve started workin out regularly, Down three pounds to 193 and I’m gettin vieny again. You think I look like a mob torpedoish goon now just wait a month or two.

(4) I was watching The Majestic this morning. I didn’t get to finish but the part I saw was basically a big gooey glob of Frank Capraish feel goodness and I ALMOST teared up before I realized that I’m not allowed to do that. One part of it Almost made me pissy, the bad guy in the film is a pencil. Pencil is my term for those wormy little shits who take joy from ruining people with paperwork. They push pencil, have pencil necks, even little pencil dicks. Sure I know they play a part in the ebb and flow of the universe but their still sniveling little pencils.

(5) I won’t be around until Thursday, everyone be safe and happy until then…even you pencils if any of you stumble upon this.