hi there

Haha, I had a really funny surprise and a really good laugh just now when i clicked on "my notes". Apparantly, the "asshole" has given me notes and being the linguistic expert that he is, has corrected me again. Since i have no idea who you are, i shall just leave a reply for you here.

Hi there,

I don’t want to call you asshole cos ya are apparantly quite a funny chap. Just give me any fake dumb names the next time you write so i can at least call ya by that. I appreciate your thoughtfulness and the effort ya have actually taken to correct me, a misguided lamp (oops, its lamb) in the world of English(or rather, freeopendiary English). But Hey, i took great care to press SHIFT+E to make that capital E. So at least give me some credit, won’t ya?

Erm, with regards to how many friends i have, truthfully i have no idea. Because friends that you think are your friends, might not actually be your friends. And if you ask me, because i build a wall around me, none of my friends, even close ones, could really be considered as my friends in the hypothetical manner. In that aspect, yup i think my only friends are apostrophes and maybe freeopendiary friends. But well, if you are just refering to friends in general, I lost count after 20 because the sum of my toes and fingers only add up to 20. And its not really nice to borrow someone else’s toes you know?

For your information, realised and realized are actually both correct. It just depends on whether ya prefer British or American. Well, the British has Tony Blair and USA has George Bush. And its really hard to decide which one you like less. Its too tough a question so please pardon me.

Thats a good point about the its and it’s. I scream at my pinky finger all the time. Its a really disobedient finger. Rebellious. But its a really really good friend when it comes to digging my nose. You have to give and take sometimes. I guess its the same in life.

Thanks for pointing out the check spelling thingy. I will use that when i am really bored next time.

Could you pls leave me a note on my latest entry next time so that i do not neglect you? Thanks for making me laugh. Life really makes me sad lately. All the best for your endeavours.

PS : You are an evil one. I used to type in a split second. Now i need 15 seconds. One second to write out the stuffs, and 14 to edit.

Regards,

illiterate one