by request:

                            Got humor?
              Finally, something other than smiley faces….

              Perfect breasts
              (o)(o)

              Fake silicone breasts
              ( + )( + )

              Perky breasts
              (*)(*)

              Big nipple breasts
              (@)(@)

              A cups
              o o

              D cups
              { O }{ O }

              Wonder bra breasts
              (oYo)

              Cold breasts
              ( ^ )( ^ )

              Lopsided breasts
              (o)(O)

              Pierced Breasts
              (Q)(O)

              Hanging Tassels Breasts
              (p)(p)

              Grandma’s Breasts
              o / o /

              Against The Shower Door Breasts
              ( )( )

              Android Breasts
                | o | | o |

              Martha Stewart’s Breasts
              ($)($)

              Masectomy breasts
             ( . ) ___
             

Part of the jugology studies program, lol

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