I am Awesome for the Following Reasons…
1.) I went on a boat trip to this island (which took forever to get to, might I add) and during the storm–while on the boat!— my hair was pretty messed up (specifically my one bang that kept flying upward and wouldn’t come back down) but I still looked pretty awesome….in my opinion. (Ok, Let’s face it. Not even in MY opinion.)
2.) during our trip (unlike last time) no one got PHYSICALLLY hurt. As in no one jumped from the gold cart this time. Major improvement right?
3.) I got ice cream and guess who looked pretty awesome eating it!! Not me! Ha. I know what you were thinking there. … Well actually I looked kind of awesome eating ice cream….oh alright. I did look pretty cool standing there eating my fro-yo. Haha. So,not only am I awesome, my vocab (see what I did there? Vocabulary..? Vocab? You with me peeps and peeplas?) Is awesome too.
4.) when I went to the island park a bunch of drunk people came and asked for a ride to the nearest bar….worst thing to say to nondrinkers.. Then again who am I–we–to be rude?
5.) uhh…the end? Hahah…..*suspicious laughter*
Oh! I’m not idone yet. That was just for that day! Here it is for ..umm yesterday maybe…? Meh. I’ll just do it for today..bits and pieces…Hah..
6.) I went to bed at 12:15 and woke up at 5:45…about twenty minutes later–or atleast so I thought–my mom came in and yelled at me for "pretending to be asleep" I was like "uhhhhh…what time is it?" and she said "9:00" soo…even though it was a total "oops…" guess who kind of-sorta-not-really got a way with it? Me! The awesome person.
7.) I got to go to the park….where–because I’m so awesome–two little girls kept asking if they could play with me. What am suppose to do? Say "no, teenagers dont ‘play’ they stand around complaining Bout how hot is."? So I was like "uhh sure….." and then muttered to myself "even tought I’m not really playing anything…." in the end I got to be Princess Peach and some queen. Yippee. I wonder why I thought it was so fun to do all of that when I was that age….whatever. I’m still awesome.
8.) uhhh because I’m writing this entry
9.) because I’m not vain. (you must be like…’right. Because you repeating you’re awesome a million times isn’t the slightest bit vain’)
10.) because I am so incredibly awesome…umm….I’m just awesome. That’s good enough.
11.) ok umm because my memory is so awesome I forgot to add this so this should really be number 8 but I’m not in the mood to change all the number so suck it up and keep reading…. Anyways….I’m so awesome because when I went to the library, and went to the teen section a bunch of people were already there so itB was really awkward. I swear I was being stalked. I made eye contact with one of the dudes and after that I tried to hurry up and pick a book so I could get the heck out of there. I swear! I’m not kidding those people were staring at me! I don’t know why since I was being extremely quiet…and didn’t do anything to deserve their stares. Maybe if they weren’t burning a hole through me with their laser vision I might’ve been more inclined to pick out a better book. As soon as I was about t leave…because I couldn’t take it anymore…I grabbed a few books and ran to check them out. I died…which is reason #963739why I am awesome.
Alright if I ever say gold cart agin, know it was the stupid autocorrect. I meant golf cart. The d and f are right next to each other. So. Sorry.
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I find all these really totally awesome!! LOL @ gold cart!
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