I Hate…

– People that send me links to youtube videos
– People that write about their 6 year old child, but still feel the need to announce birth stats… come on, your kid is 6 years old… does that shit even matter anymore?
– The names Aiden, Jayden, and all the various spellings of each
– Backgrounds so busy, you can’t read the text
– Resturants that don’t give you enough dipping sauce
– Resturants that charge you for extra dipping sauce
– When I say “extra extra extra extra pickle” and I get three extra pickles.
– People [guys] that need to be touching me all the time
– When you suck all the juice out of a slush/slushie/frappachino and all that is left is ice.
– People that don’t come get their finished laundry out of the dryers in my building… I need a dryer and they aren’t using it: but their clean laundry is just sitting there!
– People that make smoking into this socially exclusive club, and non-smokers like myself can’t participate. Sorry if I make smarter decisions than you?
– People that think I want their dirty feet near me
– My cat pissing behind my computer, when a perfectly clean litterbox is available
– Shirts that shrink, so they’re too short and my fat belly is exposed
– Nuts in things like brownies and ice cream. Fuck off, already.
– Smart cars… let’s see how smart you are when you get hit with a regular sized vehicle.
– When I order a “large” at Starbucks and they’re like “What size?”… like they can’t fucking figure out that I mean the largest size they have…
– The price of gas. Come the fuck on now.

That’s all for now.