One Day

Today has been the weirdest day ever.

Went camping this weekend, it rained last night so we packed up in the rain this morning and left early.

I rear-ended a Lexus on our way home. There was no damage to my car or the Lexus, however the driver of the Lexus decided that it was in his right to verbally assult me because I hit his car. I asked him to stop yelling and to calm down, to which he told me I had an “attitude”. Um, you’re the one screaming and cursing at me buddy. Whatever. I gave him my insurance info… hopefully I don’t hear from him again.

Got home, unloaded my stuff and took a shower. Starting to do my laundry. I get on the elevator in my building to go down and flip my laundry over. Black guy with a basketball in hand is standing in elevator. He starts chatting with me and asks if I’m new to the building. [I’ve lived here three years]. He goes to get off at the ground floor, but then hops back into the elevator and introduces himself. Says I’m beautiful and that I drew him back in. Follows me to the laundry room [basement] and continues to chat it up. Asks which apartment is mine and if I live alone [409, and yes]. Then asks if he can come over later, to which I say no, because I’m exhausted from camping. I tell him he has a boyfriend, but he doesn’t seem to care. Looks at my boobs a lot. I’m wearing Dave’s old boxers and a baggy t-shirt with no bra. Eventually leaves, but says he’ll slip a note under my door later. Creepy or no?

While I’m on the topic… what is it with black guys and fat white girls? Someone help me here – because as a fat white girl, and I need to know!

Then I check my facebook and Kyle [the guy from last weekend] has sent me a message with his cell number in it.

Btw, about that situation… definately not opening my mouth. Let’s face it – I’m not madly in love with Shannon, but he’s a good guy so I don’t feel like I have a reason to break up with him. Or should I break up with him because he’s a good guy? Ahhh. I’d like to say it won’t happen again, but it probably will. It was too easy last time.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, was just today…