Obnoxious Questions

Here are several obnoxious questions I get from people at work:

At 1:39PM a man comes up to me and asks me for the

Notory Public. He wants to notorize a document for his son’s school. When the Notary asks him if he has ID he says, “I don’t have it because my liscense is suspened” ;o0 He just gives Nina the name of his landlord and gets his papers notorized. Then he walks over to me and asks, “Lady, do you speak Spanish” I say, “Unfortunately”(In a low monotone)”Yes”. He asks, “You know a lot about the computer.” I say, “NO!” (I lied but if I do then he will tie me up all afternoon for some stupid reason) “Can you tell me where I can find information where I can see and check who used my credit cards on-line?” “What?” He repeats the question..

“Sir, for that you need to ask a detective” I say! ;o0