go ahead+laugh the tip of your pinky finger off

I got up at 3:30pm. I don’t know why I got up then, I wanted to stay in bed for longer!! Meh. And it was funny…Jenn sent me an sms, I started writing a reply and fell asleep, woke up an hour later and was laughing soo much that I fell asleep like that! It amuses me when my body just collapses after a long while of hardly sleeping. And ooh…no sleep for the sez tonight me thinks! At least I have Mort to read! Mmm…book.

I’m talkin to Squidy. Squidy is amusing, even when all he says is just normal stuff. Maybe it’s the fact that it’s all "squidy says: ______" that amuses me. Heheheh….squid.

Had a very amusing/slightly annoying convo with Cam earlier. EVERYTHING was a question. I wanna copy a lil bit to show but it’s all quite amusing so…I don’t know… copy it all? Yes. lol I’m purple!

CammyAlienCheeseSeal!  says: how much is there to the sez?
|*~The Sez~*| says: thats for you to find out?
is it?
um… yes?
well then that is good?
is it?
it must be surely?
why is that?
i dont know…can you tell me?
no…..cant you tell me?
no…i thought you could tell me?
are you trying to make this difficult for me?
maybe i am…is that a problem?
iuo…is it?
i am not sure, but i had thought you could tell me, can you not?
do you even remember what we are talking about?
nope i dont….all i know is that i have to answer with a question and can you tell me how to do that?
i cant tell you how to do that…why do you feel you have to answer with a question?
i dont know…but there is some sort of reason isnt there?
is there?
one must think so surely?
but why does there have to be a reason behind everything?
cause reasoning is very important?
why is that?
you think i know?
why wouldnt i think that? dont you know everything?
no cause i am not the bottle of champagne, arent you?
i thought you stopped calling me champagne bottle?
i did…but i couldnt think of what else to call you, what should i have said?
i dont know…and why did you stop calling me champagne?
cause it didnt seem appropriate?
why not?
cause you werent acting champagne-like?
what was i acting all -like then?
i dont know…like sez?
Just like Sez, or like a combination of her apparently VERY MANY personalities?
presumably a combination, aint they all part of the sez?
very true…why is my watch still sticky?
cause you spilt sugar on yourself?
yes, in the form of coke… dont you HATE when coke bottles explode all over you?
never happens to me…maybe i am more

careful than you?
what makes you think im not careful?
the fact that coke exploded on you?
aww..that means im not careful?
presumably so…i mean, you cant be careful enough if that is happening surely?
i guess…but i dont think its my fault…its only happened twice and ive opened countless bottles of coke..so its not my fault?
well…can it be?
but what if i dont want it to be?
then…i must suffer?
why would that mean you suffer?
cause…it takes away some of my fun?
you have less fun that way why?
i think i must, dont you think so?
dont you think that everything is fun as long as your mind thinks it is?
yes, i think…i must…surely i do?
yes thats what i thought too… so why were you questioning it?
cause i am good at questioning things?
i never would hav guessed… are you really?!
i would have thought so…how come you would never have guessed?
because im stupid?
are you? that must be upsetting for you?
why would it be upsetting? if im stupid then im too stupid to know im stupid so i would be happy not knowing im stupid?
logic? should i be shocked?
yes you should be shocked… or maybe i just stole someone elses logic?
that may be true…what does that person think of that?
i’ll tell you when i know?
well…when will you know?
when i get a reply?
so does he know how to reply to you?
doesnt everyone?
only if you are god…are you god?
i dont think i am god…arent i just stupid champagne with stripey socks?
but…isnt that god?
is it?
well what esle would god be?
i dont know….something shiny and cloudy and… something?
god…something? SURELY not?
i dont know… i dont think about god… and the reply was a lol…so thats a good thing ya?
presumably so…are you starting to tire of typing questionmarks yet?
no but arent you tired of trying to word everything as a question?
yes i am indeed so can we stop?
oki

heheheh…that’s there for my amusement mainly… heheheheh….

lol…Jenn "loaded" the passenger sun visor thing in hoj. It’s got a whole bunch of paper and stuff under it so when it’s pulled down the person sitting there gets all…paperised. I REALLY want to see someone get attacked by the papers. It’s funny enough watching Jenn do it! lol.

Natey is amusing. I was sitting here "bugging" him earlier and for some reason he kept biting his left shoulder. And I didn’t realise every time, until he turned to me and was being all creeped out coz I was sitting there chewing on his right shoulder! LOL. ….stupid boy being like me.

My feet are being all purple and pink stripey. I loves my socks. Mmm… socks. They keep my legs warm. yay! hehehehehehheheheheh…. leg warmers….

<p>And Squidy…  heheh…you get poked by a stick.