mmm…a great overdose of dog food…

Heh…apparently I’m a "great OD pal" so I’m lame and came up with my title. =D

I’m exhausted. My body just wants to lie down and never have to get up… and I’m itchy all over. It’s 5:46am and I just got to bed.

This body of the Sez has been a total ass today (technically yesterday but I don’t consider tomorrow to start until sleep, so it’s still today! lol) First there was the standing in line thing. I almost passed out. I had to go outside and walk to prevent it. I was SO CLOSE to passing out when I walked off. Argh I don’t like when that happens! So I had a shake and then my stomach was being intensely painful, like it wanted to explode or such. Then dinner, which I could hardly eat… and body was going all OOOWWW and GOTTA PUKE and such afterwards…ow… and other stuffs too. I put it all down to the combination of: lack of eating, lack of sleep, and the usual period arseness. Ah the joys of being complex.

This giraffe pen don’t write well, oh well, at least it looks good!

When will you do it and why will you go? If you’ve already decided then deliver the blow…

ok…the events of the day.

Jenn and I went Centrelink. We were in the queue for an hour minimum, and as Jenn pointed out repeatedly for the rest of the day ,she stood in line longer than I. That’s because I HAD to walk off, of else I wouldve passed out. I’m always like that with excessive standing and not much moving, especially on hot days.

Then we went to some place to look for cheap CDs. I got me 2. ‘Middle of Nowhere’ and ‘Snowed In’. I always wanted them on CD. mmm… want. And together they were only $10, so w00talicious. Considering that was all my moola.

Oooh…I had a "Crunchie" shake from Wendy’s. Deceptive asses using Violet Crumble instead of Crunchie. CHEAP! argh…so not as good.

Why is it that the only people I see in places are the people that I never wanted to ever have to see again?

Dinner was soft tacos, or as most would call them prolly, burritos. Twas good as always but I couldn’t eat much. I did drink lots of coke tho, so thirsty!!

We went to ATs, but that was an unusually short trip. 🙂

We went Preston playground, waiting for a reply from Candice. There was stupid kids on the slide, a dum girl standing near the top leaning FAR over the edge, lucky she didn’t fall. And a stupid boy standing underneath her, playing with a palm frond. They just about RAN away when we were standing there tho… lol…evilness.

Then twas to… STAR MART. mmm Solis. Sometimes it’s even better than coke. Like Star Mart is better than sex apparently. lol

Now it’s done, and it’s over, and I am… all alone.

We decided, because of lack of response, to just rock up at Candice’s.  We were AROUND THE CORNER when we got a reply. Mmmm instant.

Twas SOOO funny. Matthew came out and was being strange and gesturing, then ran inside, thn came back out and did MORE amusing gesturing till I stopped  laughing and acknowledged we were coming in lol. twas sooo amusing!

Sneep was SO amusing, yet again. Fighting the matchbox (MATCHBOX!!), going psycho when I made her paws dance… LOL dancing feet. Oooh and Jenn and I got to chase The Sneep around the street, trying to catch the bugger. Stupid fast moving things…outsmarting me. lol

For some reason I ate some of Candice’s dinner…even though I knew it had ricotta. Evil stuff that is lol… but food twas good. =D mm…

We watched more South Park. Heheh…gobbles. Too bad I missed the dancing duck with an ice pack on its "sprained" ankle. I must’ve been looking at Jenn almost wet herself from laughing so hard.

Ooooh…. amusination… when Candice and Matthew were all talkin to each other… Jenn and I starting acting really stupid and being really loud and eventually yelling "PAY ATTENTION TO US!!! WE ARE THE BEST!!! WE HAVE COKE!!!" and all that stuff… and we STILL got no attention. And no attention was paid when even when we were yelling out POUTY either. Argh. lol. ah… stupid amusements.

My phone twas an ass. It always dials 000 (emergency) when it’s in my pocket, but last night it actually called it. I didn’t know until I heard this strange noise that sounded like someone was hanging up a phone and you were on the other end… and so I checked my phone… :S ….2 minute call… that’s bad.

We left at about 2… although it seemed we’d hardly been there for half hour we’d been there for more than 4. But that’s just coz hanging out with Miss Candice is fun, even thought we do nothing really. =D

Coke bottles make quite a good pillow…surprisingly.

hoj has REALLY BAD air freshener thing that came in a "show bag" or "bag o goodies" we got when the car got serviced. The "leaf" is strawberry scented, smells like a lollypop, but in a really bad way, and is OH SO STRONG!! Makes me feel sick. So I got the smelly "dog" out the boot… mmm doggie…

Hoj also has a Chamois. You shouldn’t seen Jenn when that was discovered! LMAO!!!

We went on a hunt for an ATM and a 24 hour Safewaay. So we headed city way. On the way we neared Tom’s place and my smart brain thought to check Berkly Centre (or is it a Square? iuo) And mmm… it had it all! creepy public

toilets down a LOOONG corridor, an ATM, an open Coles with cookie dough for the Jenn and big easter bunnies of chocolate for the Sez. mmm handy. So for the second time in a day I was all "mmm totally moneyless"

Back at the Jenns, we got into DEEP rememberence of our Barbies and other sucj childhood goodnesses. Twas a VERY entertaining talk, and it made me want to come home and pull out all the stuff above my wardrobe. So that’s what I did.

Leaving Jenn’s driveway, I noticed that the clock said "4:04" and the odometer said "73137". I thought that was kewl.

On the way home, I got scared by an owl sitting in the middle of my lane. Twas just the other side of a crest, so I couldn’t see it until I was almost on top of it. Thankfully I didn’t hit it though. Yay.

When I got home, I burst out laughing coz the outside light was on.

When someone hands you some paper tower, you must say "ooh Burly, you’re insatiable!"

I pulled out all my Barbie stuff, amongst other stuff. I found Stacey and Christie and the others, all dressed in their favourite clothes! (yes Jenn, some had names! WOW!! lol) Twas all fun, and I was rolling on the floor laughing at the REALLY BAD 80s fashions, but twas all good. hehehee…

I feel like I’m covered in things biting me now, ARGH it’s annoying!!!

I also found the blanket Cubey used to lay on and watch me play with my toys. It’s now on my floor at the end of my bed. IT has elephants on it.

I’ve eaten half my chocolate bunny. MMM I love Easter time, so much chocolate around!! …yes I realise it’s not Easter yet, shaddup. I don’t mind early selling of Easter stuff, but early Christmas stuff shits me. Not as much has how annoyed I get by the Christmas decorations still being up in the streets. GRRR!!! Yes, I’m quite anti-Christmas-crap… so what?

Although… right now I’m listening to ‘Snowed In’, a Christmas album. Oh well, I like it… and if anyone asks I’m listening to it to check the quality of my CD that I bought.

Everything is different…but nothing’s changed…

My eyelids are heavy and sore, but I’m not tired!! It’s only… 6:58am… that’s nothing! Big deal if it’s light outside!! Ow… burny eye lids… must shut them for a while…

is anyone up yet? nope… mmm… how very odd… mum must’ve stayed awake so late last night! …crazy woman worrying about me!

I should clean… my eyes woke up… i went for a walk… to the toilet.

… someone is up now! it’s mum!!!

 

Mmm… I HAND wrote ALL that last night. well, this morning. Same diff. And it didn’t hurt either!! I guess coz I had pains in other places that were distracting me. Mmm distract.

It’s now 2:30pm. I slept one hour this morning, then woke up all gross and sweaty. Stupid hot weather, stupid thick "blankets" on my bed. But it was all lovely.

Soon I going to see the Jenn. She shall throw a book at me to read so I can go "mmm… book" and I may get some cookies she made? Mmm cookies.

I wanted to see Cam sometime soon but apparently he’s insanely busy so that’s a real ass. We haven’t hung out in aaaaages…. but I think I have to send him death threats or  something so he won’t be busy. Hehehehh…mmm…plan but not.

I’m talkin to Squidy. He’s greatly amusing, mainly coz he’s all "blown away" by the time difference between us and such…and the fact that I am an alien future girl. I have razor sharp teeth and 5 hands, but no acid saliva. I tested that, I licked Jenn’s cheek, and she didn’t burn, so either I’m lacking acidity in my saliva, or she is like me and we don’t get affected by it. Which is more likely? Heheheheh…. South Park amused me SO MUCH last night coz some thing kept saying "cool beans!" and that’s totally a squidy thing. So very funny.

"Where would we be without… SAND?"