The Sez rules in ways she couldn’t imagine!

Ok… I’ve been working on this…load of lists tonight. It’s been fun. Very random. But before that rears its gorgeous head, I have to say a few things.

1. Jenna (not my Jenn, different chick) is hilarious and strange and all about the socks. Very entertaining.
2. The squidy left some VERY amusing notes just b4, the best bit (in my opinion) being “your stream of consciousness would be hella fun to swim in, I’m sure, lol.” Squidy is amusing. I like amusing people.
3. I want pizza. And coke. And…a monocle. Argh that word looks SO WRONG!

Without further…blathering…here’s my lists for people to steal! I know they will be stolen. I’ve already been told twice! 😛

10 ways to relieve boredom!
1. run around pretending to be an airplane.
2. Play Pokemon. (lol I got back into it…tis addictive fun…tis Jenn’s fault. :D)
3. Do surveys and the like.
4. Write strange stories about things that are just…strange.
5. Pull apart my room at all hours of the night in an attempt to “clean”.
6. Talk to amusing people on msn and yahoo… like squidy and Jenna(who is lacking a nickname as of yet…possibly…socki?)
7. Make sock pizzas. Mmm….slices of sock.
8. Talk to myself…or other inanimate things.
9. Use my brain to think of things.
10. Being random is the ultimate cure of boredom! Like pie on a shiny piece of cheese, it’s all good!

10 things that scare me.
1. Angry peoples.
2. Yelling peoples.
3. Heights.
4. Being lifted off the ground by peoples.
5. My thoughts sometimes.
6. The dark (occasionally, sometimes it’s kewl).
7. Getting lost, or being in a place I don’t know.
8. Spiders.
9. Snakes.
10. The thought of losing any of my friends.

10 random things about The Sez.
1. I pour milk out of the carton sideways.
2. My shoulders are like a cement mixer (heh like Bart’s wrists). If I roll my shoulders around a few times it gives me a slight headrush.
3. I have a bad habit of biting myself a lot.
4. I put things off till they can’t be put off anymore, and then I put them off a bit more.
5. My lollypop is salty coz i used it as a popcorn ladle.
6. My puters name is puree.
7. I have a thick stick which I have “sharpened” one end so it resembles a pencil. It is my spider-squashing-stick.
8. I used to show people how far around I can turn my feet just to see how freaked out they get.
9. I am called something different by every person I know. It’s amusing. And in turn, I like to have an ‘original’ nickname for everyone if possible.
10. I’m sitting here stroking my hair trying to think of a tenth thing!

10 Sezlandish words and their meanings.
1. kewl/kewlzo = cool
2. ubings = I love you
3. iuo = i dunno
4. chibbrys = cold
5. fnoffages = sausages
6. besuu = bless you
7. blongee = what I call some peoples when they are being all sad or something. eg. “aww…blongee…”
8. poopcorn = it’s OBVIOUSLY popcorn, but I no likey so I think it be poop. heheh…poop.
9. stinky = my word for smoker. Ellen gets called stinky PANTS…which is a completely different thing 😛
10. skrowge = a word I made up once because it was a random sound that popped into my head and I was recording random things about me and needed a name for that file.

My 10 favourite words.
1. pie
2. pants
3. cheese
4. banana
5. socks
6. trousers
7. ass
8. sporadic
9. convoy
10. shiny

My 10 favourite nicknames.
1. The Sez
2. Sezabuu
3. The Sez Monster
4. Sezura
5. pantsie
6. Cheesy/The Cheese
7. SezJez
8. Sezymoo
9. Sezybottom/burger
10. Nuff Nuff Stupid Weirdo Freak Genie In A Bottle Who’s Crap Deaf Fairy John Pop Steve Solitary Tree …..

My 10 favourite songs.
1. The way you make me feel – Michael Jackson.
2. Jump for joy – The Jacksons.
3. Lost without each other – Hanson.
4. Save me – Hanson.
5. Faith – George Michael.
6. Crazy Beautiful – Hanson.
7. Another part of me – Michael Jackson.
8. Could I be you- Matchbox 20.
9. Fall again – Michael Jackson.
10. Walk Away – Christina Aguilera.