women’s words

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Words Women Use

 

Fine

This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you

need to shut up.

 

Five Minutes

If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour.

Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more

minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

 

Nothing

This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be

on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".

 

Go Ahead

This is a dare, not permission, DON’T DO IT!

 

Loud Sigh

Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men.

A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is

wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

 

That’s Okay

This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man.

"That’s Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding

how and when you will pay for your mistake.

 

Thanks

This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is

thanking you. Do not question it, just say you’re welcome and back out of

the room slowly.

 

 

 

Send this to the Men you know and want to help, or to the Women you know

for a laugh.

 

This is cute I hope it makes the trip to your computer

 

 

 

 

BEHIND EVERY

SUCCESSFUL WOMAN

IS HERSELF

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AWOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG…

YOU DON’T KNOW HOW STRONG

SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER

IN HOT WATER

 

 

 

 

COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN.

SOME THINGS ARE JUST

BETTER RICH

 

 

 

WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE

AND I KNOW HOW

TO USE IT

 

 

OF COURSE I DON’T LOOK BUSY…

I DID IT RIGHT

THE FIRST TIME

 

 

 

 

 

 

And last but not least:

 

 

 

IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED,

SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN

 

 

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