HAPpy HorNY DAy

Sometimes I feel like everything around me is changing but I’m not.  For some reason I have been really upset the past couple of weeks.  I just lay in my room and do nothing.  I don’t know what it is.  I can’t fall asleep, and when I do I always have really wierd dreams that I wish I could find out the meaning of.  On a slightly more random note, if I were an animal, I would want to be a lion or tiger.  They are beautiful and strong and fast.  If I were to be one of those big cats, I would sneak into tribal villages at night and steal the small children and eat them.  I would use the teepees and huts they live in as my personal litter box.  I went for a walk in the woods today, on another note.  There is a stream out back of my house, and I was kinda playing it like..like I was 10 or something.  I am going to irrigate the shit out of it and make a man made lake for me to sit in during the hot summer months.

Happy horny day!