My Tent, Your Yard Take 2

So Saturday I left work at 10 and went to hang out with Phil and Yell.  We were going to be camping in Phils front yard again lol.  Anyway, I got there, and they were drinking with Phils mom..I was sad I missed that.  I’m eating baby carrot sticks right now.  I love them because they taste like earth.  Anyway, I think the most interesting thing for me was to rehash our lovely and dynamic relationship LOL I got so drunk so quick from chugging.  I really don’t remember all that went on.  I know that late in the night, I yelled out that I had to shit so I ran inside Phils house to use the bathroom.  And the whole time I could hear his mom yelling at the dogs to be quiet lmao.  I also noticed his bathroom sink, which is kind of in a seashell shape.  I liked it.  Anyway, I made my way back downstairs somehow to get outside, and I don’t know what I even did, but I fiddled with that door when I was trying to open it and it locked and I couldn’t get out!  I got scared and panicked and kept pulling on it to open it, but I couldn’t!  I thought I was trapped in his house forever and that I wouldn’t be able to get out lmao.  I was sooo fucking wasted.  Somehow, even though I was heavily intoxicated, I remembered that Phils bedroom window was open, and that it was level with the ground outside where the tent was.  So i stumbled to his room and started yelling HELP! out the window.  For some reason, I thought the music was playing so loud that it was drowing out my cries for help, so I was determined to shut the fucking music off.  I was so drunk I couldn’t see anything lmao so at firstr I just kinda mashed my hands into buttons.  That didn’t do anything, I I reached around the back of the tv (at the time I didn’t know what it was) and I swear I unscrewed a cord from it to shut it off lmao.  When that didn’t do anything, I felt around for the outet and I found it, so I just yanked hard on whatever was plugged into the wall, I’m surprised I didn’t get electrocuted, and the bitch finally shut off (and put the final nail in its coffin lmao).  It was dark in the room the whole time, and I was drunk so my vision was impared.  I then continued to yell for help and after what seemed like hours, because I was so scared I was stuck in the house forever, but was probably only 3 seconds, Yell was like.  He’s not here!  Whats funny is that she was sitting outside in the tent alone during this fiasco lol.  Anyway, it was dark, and all of a sudden I saw a figure enter phils bedroom and I got so scared that they were going to kill me, whoever it was, but it was just Phil.  Then I heard him yell ‘he’s down here!’ and after that I have no recollection of even going back outside.  What a great night lmao.