1632 My mommy would laugh

I went to the local bra specialist because my ever-expanding preggo boobies are not happy about the bra in which I’ve been squeezing them.

Having found a nice non-hurting bra, I asked the owner if she had any suggestions to help me with an additional boobie problem.  See, it could be the fact that an 18 month old boy still enjoys a nice nippy (if you catch my drift) or it could be the fact that my boobies are getting ready to feed Baby #2, but I’m experiencing 24 hour/day "THO" (tittie hard on).  Which is visibly obvious and quite annoying (for me).

The owner excitedly presented me with "the perfect solution" to my nippular issue.

What a small chested gal might use to enhance her cleavage…AKA: a chicken cutlet.

She was right when she told me I could use it to cover my pointy nips. 

See, here’s where my mommy and I would’ve shared a great laugh…

My little mommy was just that…little.  She had not a whole lot in the chest area.  I on the other hand, sport a rather substantial rack.

She would’ve found the fact that of the two of us, I was the one sporting the chicken cutlets, REALLY funny.

Which made me feel much better. 

Until I realized that I couldn’t call her and tell her about it.  So, I called Boogie.  He agreed that mommy would’ve found that funny & was sure she was laughing about it in Heaven. 

Not exactly the same as hearing her laugh, but it will have to do.