Because you can

These are some fun ideas for those bitter, pissed off singletons. I used to be one and was just fine with it, but then met a dude that really rocked my world. He enhanced my life instead of taking away from it. But this entry isn’t about him, fuck that! Its about the so-called need to be accepted and why you should kick society to the curb and do your own thing.

Most places in the world, one can get donuts pretty much anytime. I can’t eat them, but you, sitting here reading this, you can! Please let me vicariously sink into the pillowy confines of a warm, gushy, artificially filled raspberry jelly donut…please. Do it for me. Because you can!

Stay out late, listen to music. Talk to someone you don’t know. (Gasp!) But be aware of your surroundings. Duh.

Have a nostalgia binge, watch movies from your childhood/teens and make fun of them. Preferably with alcohol.

These are just a few grand ideas. I know you’re probably not going to eat the donut, thanks for that. But I will imagine it anyway.