About The Beard.

  • I had this habit of rubbing my chin after shaving. I still do it with the rest of my face. But, see. Hair on my chin seems to be the most concentrated. So after shaving, rubbing my chin is like rubbing sandpaper. Kind of abrasive to the back of my hands. So I simple don’t shave it.
  • Fits my hair. Well, it does. I like the jewmish look.
  • It makes the rest of my facial hair less noticeable. Thus, I can go longer between shavings without the dirtbag quotient being so big. I seem to shave about once a month.
  • It adds character!
  • I like how it looks on my face.
  • Gives me something to fondle when I want to give the illusion of deep thought.
  • Something for girls to play with, if they so desire. More is more, sometimes. And if girls don’t like facial hair, well, too bad.
  • Makes me look older. Well. Actually, I’m not sure. In some ways, it makes me look younger. Who but a young High School punk would have a beard? Well. Maybe not this long, but still. I bet I could still pass for a High Schooler. I’m not sure whether a shave would make my face look older or younger. No, I’m confusing that with the rest of my hair. I think short hair would definitely make me look older. *clutches his hair*
  • So it’s obvious I HAVE A PENIS. Oh how many times I got mistaken for a girl in High School. It was kind of fun.
  • Because I can.

Ultimately, it’s a matter of personal preference. I like my hairy chin. I like my hairless balls. It works that way.

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April 5, 2004

Because I can is -always- a good reason. 😉

April 5, 2004

yup

I, personally, like the chin beard. I just think you could trim it up a bit. The scraggly look doesn’t work well for you. But that’s just my opinion.

*nods*I agreeo x o x

You look more like Timmy the Amish man 😀

Hey, it’s your hair.

April 5, 2004

im the same way (except for the haiirless balls thing). my boy made me shave off my facial hair and i hated it. it sucked. and it grows so slowly. anyways have fun.

Definitely more Amish Timmy … *giggles* It’s cute *fondles beard*

lol strangely lookin very sexi…

thanx for the pic! its oh so sexy! turns the heat right up in here ;):P

April 5, 2004

I don’t like facial hair AT ALL. But that’s just me. I don’t like chest hair or pubes either. I’m a picky bitch.

RYN: No, I didn’t forget that you like pit hair – I was thinking that after I wrote the note. You need to come over here and check out some of the italian lady tourists – it would freak you out! I’m not talking dainty lady pit bush – I’m talking scary man-bush and not just pits … they have it running down their legs and all! *shudders* scary!!

I wonder what your hair would look like short? Although I do believe the hair adds to your personality. I’m so jelous your hair is longer than mine!! Ya know…another random thought…I wonder what your hair would look like flat ironed. Corn rolls? lol. Sorry….my mind wanders

April 5, 2004

I heard a guy once say that facial hair is like taping a pussy to your face.

Woah.

April 5, 2004

ryn: I don’t about mac and cheese, but we can definately tell when eating anything herbal or with spices. Dairy (real not powered), starches, fruits and veggies all affect it. Plus not to mention water intake. I like to consider the punani our own little terrarium.

Because you can.. The best reason ever

Wait a minute. Girls? You’re not queer? Now I REALLY don’t get it.

April 6, 2004

Yeah, I’m thinking Amish, too. Actually, I’d love to see you with your hair just at your shoulders and your beard well-trimmed. All that hair detracts from those pretty eyes of yours.

I feel so loved. And also, so well informed. You put little braid things on the side of your head and you’d make a convincing Orthodox Jew.

April 6, 2004

Thank you for the notes, and I like your beard – but I’m partial to beards, having only dated a beardless man ONCE In my life. 🙂

April 6, 2004

RYN: Oh, yes please *grin*

April 6, 2004

RYN: I’m dying! The Rocky V quote is EXACTLY where that title came from. Only if Rita said “Bring it” to me or whatever Sly says next I would have had to hurt her severely. Viva le Foreskin! Be well,

April 6, 2004

Also, I love the facial hair. Leave it alone. Be well,

i like the irony of hair on the face, yet no hair on the balls. yes, i said THE balls. so i was wrong, straight guys wear flipflops too. but flipflops still rock cock. keep up with the beard. its part of you who BE. hitherto: hair on your balls

April 6, 2004

your funny

April 6, 2004

I love my beard. It’s short now that I’m a corporate bitch, but my favorite thing is to stroke it whilst I ponder my response to people questions. The only downside is that I sometimes get carried away and don’t say anything for some minutes. This is also a useful mechanism for getting out of undesirable answers.

April 6, 2004

you should shave it all off and start new. just for pix.

April 12, 2004

thanks for sharing.