Administration Admits Intelligence Error.

(WASHINGTON, DC) The Bush Administration admitted a glaring intelligence error yesterday. This, in reference to President Bush’s alleged purchase of “male thongs” from Fredrick’s of Hollywood’s online store. New White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan said yesterday, “It’s clear that Bush’s statement in the State of the Union Address about his purchase of sexy underwear was inaccurate. How it got written into the address, we do not know.”

Still, Donald Rumsfeld and George Bush remain defiant of admiting Bush lied to the nation about his possession of sexy underwear. On Meet The Press yesterday, Rumsfeld said, “This is silly, the President bought those thongs and they’re in his dresser right now! I’ve seen them with my own eyes. Heck, I even tried them on! Why are we even talking about this, can’t we talk about something useful like tax cuts and how great the economy is?”

President Bush echoed Rumsfeld’s statements, but wasn’t as bold. “The fact that I can’t find my sexy underwear anywhere doesn’t matter. That I can’t find a receipt from it anywhere doesn’t matter. We will find them, I assure you. I know I ordered some online from Fredrick’s of Hollywood. My intelligence is daRn good. Let’s face it: I wanted to buy sexy underwear. I mean, who wouldn’t want some sexy underwear? Everybody should have some sexy underwear to show off to their spouse and make themselves feel sexy. I think my intention was clear. To the challenge of finding my sexy underwear I say: BRING`EM ON!”

LMAO!! *Hugs*

This entry is so RC’D sweetcheeks,lol

I wasn’t aware the Bush administration ever talks about anything useful.

QuirkyMoon

July 16, 2003

RYN: Actually, I make pretty good mudslides, it’s my own secret recipe. I add things that shouldn’t be in a mudslide but make it better. I do make a mean apple martini.

Meginsanity

RYN: Because the author didn’t say that someone could use it? I mean, I wouldn’t want someone stealing my stuff and just posting it everywhere. but…I don’t wanna argue, I’ve done a lot of arguing over this copyright stuff and it’s just not that important to other people. So. Whatevah 🙂

RYN: Apple Martini, basically some Apple Pucker for that lovely shade of green and something else, I think vodka. Oh hell, I had no idea you were under 21. Does this mean my undying adoration for you has to end because I’m too old?

RYN: Yup, I agree with you about squatting. If I were really upset with OD and all, as upset as these people, I would go get a blog or something. Although the layout isn’t as nice. what’s the sound file that plays on your DD? I hear it every single time and can’t make it out. (Er…do I want to know?)

hehehe

LMAO

saw your butt shaking on M*’s diary so I thought I would come over here and check you out 🙂

I think you should get some and update your booty pic. I heard falling dog really wants a new booty pic note:)

RYN: Eh shush. I wasn’t living there at the time of all that shit, but that’s my home county, so play nice. If I’d been there, perhaps this wouldn’t have happened. *laughs* <3

FallingDog

Hey TimmyTM–there’s a rumor going around OD that that’s not really YOUR butt! If I were you, I would go to any and all lengths to quell this nasty piece of gossip!!!!

I think muted exposure is dying to be butt-bombed, by the way.

Thanks for stopping by, and of course, I agree, parents need to talk about sexuality with their children.I like the look of your diary.