And you think I’m going off the deep end.
- “I have transcended reality. Sheep are hot.” – my dear friend, Kivudet
I don’t think I even want to get into how we reached that point in conversation.
I don’t think I even want to get into how we reached that point in conversation.
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sheep are hot. that could be a good conversation starter…
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oh, and yes, I have lurked a bunch of your noters.. I see a lot of people throughout my work day (I sit at a computer most of the day) so I read a lot of people. My clitoris is running wildy free, yes sir *nods*
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I really think I like you more every day, Timmy. Thanks for taking the time to respond to my notes. I find it rare to meet a guy as openly expressive as you. Most guys wouldn’t talk to anyone about some of the things you write about & it’s nice for a change to see one be really open and honest about things. I adore you. *hugs* It’s good The Minor’s not intimidated, I wish you luck with her.
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I want Kivudet.
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hehe!
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Sheep are hot? There was this guy in Iowa (imagine that!) that was arrested a couple of years ago for having sex with sheep. He would buy sexy lingerie, go to the place where the sheep were at (like a big agriculture warehouse), lay the lingerie down underneath them and enter from the back. *laughs* He tripped the alarm at the warehouse once and was caught. Cedar Falls, Iowa…gotta love it!
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Send him to Montana and I’ll make him my little sheep slave. Be well,
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Lmao…actually I’m a bit green about it. :+P
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lol ryn: I think when you put people in a dorm they become weird. At Girls State, we had sumo wrestling in the hallways. It’s bizarre.
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Sheep are definatley not of the hot variety unless they are cooked…then its through heat and not attractiveness
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*blink**shudder* need i say more?
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and how is your world domination going?
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Kivudet has reached heights of physical pleasure only a very few of us can imagine.
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Haha, I hate Oprah, I just like how blunt Dr. Phil is…as for your friends sheep comment, I love it! Have a good one-
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ummm…ummm….there’s nothing to say to that. 😛
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ryn: true. But you can meet chicks in the supermarket, and they have melons.
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I’ve had conversations that were crazier.
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sheep…eh? some people i swear. sorry you lost the collection. that one is pretty enough to be in awe of her tho. *sheilds herself from the freely running clitoris’s* (or is it clitorI? hehe
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Well. I don’t beleive I’ve ever heard that particular line before, about the sheep, or trancendence leading to it. Is this what Buddah thought upon reaching trancendence? We may never know…. Now, I have some answers to give, or attempt to give. You, good sir, give good questions.
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Typical location of the g-spot? In women, on the inside of the vagina, on the upper walls towards the pubic bone. Somewhere between 1.5-2 inches inside if I remember correctly. Just about the lenght of a finger. You should be able to feel it, the texture of the area is supposed to be differnt. I’ve never actually gotten to conduct my own search. In men, inside the anus somewhere.
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Describe what menstrual blood looks like. You win on this one, I’ve never really looked into this. From what randome snippets I’ve ever heard it varies in color and consistancy, from woman to woman, day to day, age to age, maybe even month to month. I’d like to poll the audience.
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How are cup sizes typically found? Or just bra sizes in general, if it helps. I believe cup sizes are found by taking a measuring tape and wrapping it all the way around the trunk to include the breasts. That would give the number.
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I’m not sure, but I think the numbers are divided up into sections with each section of numbers being a certain size. I don’t know, maybe something like 1-10 would be an “a” maybe 10-20 a “b”, etc.
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Describe some functions of the foreskin. Impress me. Oh come on, this is a loaded question! You’re practically a doctor in foreskins. Male anatomy has never interested me like female does… Best I can figure is that it’s a setback to earlier times, like when man still lived in trees. Other mamals have this little cover that protects the penis itself from some of the hazards of daily life
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Somewhere in human evolution the protection shrank away but not totally, thus the little we have left. The only thing I can think it would be used for is protecting the head of the penis from the rest of the world. Maybe it would help secure partners together during sex so nothing important is lost, like a plug? Grasping at straws here.
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Why do males have nipples? Standard mamal equipment. Far as I know, ever male mamal has nipples. It does seem a little strange though. Any male creature I can think of, will never be able to use them as females do to nurse. Decoration maybe? Hah. I can’t really think of a good reason, and I’ve never heard a good one either.
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:p readerspassword: snarf
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If you could see the cervix, what would it look like? Hmmmm. I used to know this really well, but my anatomy is slacking these past years. If memory serves it’s rather like a ring of muscle. I know where it is, and I can even guess it’s functions, but that’s off topic of what you asked.
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Scientifically speaking, what makes a person attractive? This answer could well become someone’s thesis for a Ph.d and let’s not forget it varies between the genders. Symetry, scent, shape, size. Those are some bases that science can point at.
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well war or not, i just dun like how war is the source of stirring up nationalism. we can be proud of our countries without going to war.
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