Arnold To Star In Election2008.

(LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA) Amist a massive media blitz, Arnold announced his intention to star in Election2008. Jesse Ventura, former pro-wrestler and part-time governor of Minnesota, was tapped by the action film star to be his agent. Said Ventura, “He’s one of the few politicians who can take me in the ring. I haven’t checked to see whether he’s really a machine.”

Arnold has decided that regardless of what happens in California, he has his eyes set on the big stage. At a private press viewing of his film, Arnold said, “I can play any role you vant. Big powervul president. Big vunny president. Big gay president. I will do whatever the script calls for.” Says Ventura, “People see him as an outsider to the political stage, and rightfully so. But, believe me, this man as done a lot of little gigs to give him the experience to star on the world stage.”

Arnold spoke at a recent NRA meeting. “I vil be da new Army ov WON dat da military taks about. No more of dis dying bullshit. Send Arnold in. Arnold vill devend America.” When asked about how he would handle the War on Terrorism, Arnold had this to say, “Get down.” He then motioned as if he was firing a machine gun across the room, causing everybody to take cover. One man who didn’t take cover had a heart attack and died. About the man, Arnold said, “I told him to get down.”

Arnold might have competition in the box office. It’s rumored Hillary Clinton is due to star in Decision(year not announced). If not in 2008, Hillary will definitely star in Decision2012 and give Arnold a run for his money when he runs again, whether it be for reelection or in Arnold’s second attempt at making a box office smash. When asked what he’ll do differently if he doesn’t have a breakthrough with Election2008, Arnold said simply, “I’ll be back.”