Dictionarists Ponder Definition for ‘Flying Fuck’

(AMERICAN HERITAGE DICTIONARY HEADQUARTERS, THEMAN) When words or phrases are used often enough and become a part of culture and language, they join a long tradition of new words to The Dictionary. However, such is the case of an upcoming entry that nobody can decide on a definition. To head the committee to decide what the definition of the word is none other than former President William Rodham Clinton. “So they said to me, ‘Do you know what a flying fuck is?’. And I said to them. ‘How the fuck should I know?'”

Language experts are divided. Those who go with the literal meaning of the words claim it should mean “A fuck that flies” or “A fuck while flying.” As Mister Clinton explained, “those definitions aren’t description of the term. If I say “I did not give a flying fuck about that woman,” I’m not saying anything about fucking or flying at all.”

So, since language is born on the street, we went to the street and asked people what they thought of “flying fuck”.

“Oh goodness, you’re not really going to put that in the dictionary, are you?”

“Flying fuck, eh? Give me money for pot and I’ll tell you ALL about flying fucks.”

“You’ve obviously never been skydiving.”

“Well, I threw a grenade at this Iraqi once. Oh boy, there was a flying fuck if I ever saw one.”

“Do I give a flying fuck?”

Unfortunately, any decision on what the definition will be will come at a later date. Investigators of Flying-Fuck-Gate have called an investigation of Bill Clinton in regards to his participation as leader of the committee. It is thought Bill Clinton is somehow at fault for something involving “flying fuck” in relation to Watergate, Monicagate, Election2000Gate, and BushliedGate. Mister Clinton had this to say, “I don’t give a flying fuck. I already had told everybody I got head from a ugly whore. She didn’t even give that great of head for what she put me through. What more do you want from me?”