Timmy

October 2, 2003

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Guest Appearance By The Minor.

Status Report

Wearing

Stereo is blasting: No Remorse – Metallica

Last ate: I remember there being some good mac and cheese last night?

Last round of masturbation: Monday, I suppose.

Entry Start Time: 7:12 PM

What I’d like my DiaryName to be: Suck my dick, Dr. Phil.

Based on Esther’s “Senses”.

Aaahhh. I feel nice. I saw her. Well, that’s about all that happened. I saw her. When I talked to her last Tuesday, she said she’d try to make a guest appearance. She did just that. She came in and said she had ten minutes. *laughs* She brought a camera. *smiles* Yeah, sure, she said she didn’t have pictures of “us”. That’s exactly why she took a picture of me, first. *smiles* Drew joked that we wanted pictures of each other. She deflected/ignored the comment. I informed her that the picture of her flipping me out came out the best. Well, it did!

If you read what I’m wearing, you’ll know I’m wearing my monkey shirt. You know, the one that Hairbrush says looks like the monkey is grabbing my balls. When she noticed it, she exclaimed how cute it is. Yeah, due to the situation, we didn’t get to “talk”. But, hey, I “saw” her, and she “saw” me. So, I’m happy. Amazing what merely being a girl’s presence can do for you. So many times, I’ve overlooked that. Blame it on the internet.

I’m starting to relax more around this so-called “so-called” friends. (Follow? *laughs*) All my prime material is still new to them. I think I used another pants joke today. “Well, if you’re wearing pants, you have one less thing to be embarassed about.” Steve pondered a moment for a comeback, but failed. *laughs* BEHOLD, THE POWER OF PANTS!

I’m really starting to think all Dans are jews. My Dan is a jew. BIGGAYDAN is pretty jewish. And um held-on-a-leash-by-his-girlfriend Dan is pretty jewish. His girlfriend is pulling one of the “You’re spending too much time with your friends and not enough with me.” Nayla pointed out how they don’t pester him that much. And that the lass is taking 20 credits. …*laughs* Dannys never have lives, it seems. Well, except for BIGGAYDAN. He’s living the BIGGAYLIFE. ..*laughs* Someday, mark my words, I will do a week of BIGGAYDAN. Because I can!

Okay, maybe not that much. Don’t want to kill my love of BIGGAYDAN.

The Minor happened to mention how she has a three-day weekend. Don’t bitch at me to see her, it’s out of my hands. If I see it, it’ll be a social gathering. As I was departing for my own dorm, I told Steve, Nayla, and Drew that if they kidnap The Minor, to let me know. *nods* Though, I would like to take the leap of faith that she’d call me. ..Naaah. I’ll keep my expectations low. To call this weekend or not, that is the question. We’ll see. Probably in the evening. Because. Stuff. Mornings give you herpes.

*sighs happily* Now, imagine how happy I’ll be if I actually get to hug her. *laughs* I’ll just have to wait it out. The life of a techie busy, so I hear. Whatever. I’m patient.

heheehe…….you’re so cute when you’re all smitten. 🙂 And mornings give you herpes?? Damn. How glad I am now that I don’t like mornings!

OOHH!!!!!! First note. I’m all happy and shit now. *flashes you* What the hell. Just this one time. 😛

RYNs- well, the ones I can remember anyway: when I was 8 months pregnant NO ONE would give me their seat. Of course, the bay area is notoriously rude. I love Lithium the song. Lithium the drug makes me want to sleep. A lot. But at least I’m not gonna cry 😉

And what do you mean “older people”? 24 is not that much older than 20.

Dude, you haven’t masturbated since Monday? And you saw that girl? I don’t believe you 😛 Who is BIGGAYDAN? And I’ll change my style when I have a good idea what to do with it. I always delete diaries and start over anyways.

AloneAtLast

October 3, 2003

NO……I will not diaper you and feed you a bottle. Dont ask again. (and I am perfect)

~*Willow*~

*hugs* because you deserve one, dammit! That girl just needs to hug you, already! Though, she probably feels a little shy. After all, she’s a minor, and you’re a college guy… I know I would have been freaking if a college guy liked me when I was still a minor… You’re so cute, Timmy. It’s refreshing to see a guy really express himself.

!Guero

happiness is awesome. Yay for you.

Uhm, not all Jews act like that. *nods*

fmblng twds xtc

ryn: i didn’t expect you to go back and read any of my past entries anyway… i can tell you like to read people with a different style of writing… doesn’t offend me. I was actually intimidated by you… you are obviously very bright (or is it brite? heh.) and I feel very stupid compared to you. Oh well… Good to hear that you aren’t into meaningless sex. I am… as you can tell…

Something about your use of pronouns made me feel old 😛 I do have issues anyway. 24 *feels* old. I last “scored cock” mmm.. about a week ago. Sex after a baby= not so fun. Believe it or not, things are *ahem* tighter than before. It’s very disconcerting. Yes, I save my diary to my harddrive. I like OD cuz I want people to read what I write, but not too many people (and not my really good stuff…

either). So I compromise by writing, deleting, writing, deleting. I have 700 written documents on my computer. I write a lot. Okay, so a lot of it was for college, but never mind that 😛

Butterfly

*burp* BIGGAYHEBEDAN?

Meginsanity

ryn: Well, good luck. I also think relationships should grow slowly. Oatmeal, yum. I take a packet and put 2/3 cup milk, then nuke it for…how long?? I can’t remember, I have a specific system though. Maybe 1.5 minutes. Blueberry is gross (it doesn’t taste like anyything!), banana and peach are the best.

*anything

Mornings give you herpes? No wonder I’ve never liked them. 🙂

Nice entry…but how could you not like Dr. Phil? He’s adorable!

Hello

*nod* I know a Jewish Dan. Aw, monkey shirt! Cute, I bet.

ShatteredSoul

October 4, 2003

one dan i know is a jew. the other one is a mormon. another is… hell i know 30967209 dans. goddamn.

MONKEYNUTS.

Lover of Stars

hmmm…I’d just call her and ask to hang out. can’t hurt? I’m so bad at that kind of thing, don’t take any of my advice!!

Scorpio Frost

For like 10,000 people on the WW boards, they swear Dr. Phil is god or some such. There are even threads dedicated to him. ><