I Am A Sex Guru, Part I

I think this deserves an entry. So, here it is.

I saw an entry by Mister M*. I left some notes. In short, I asked him some questions to challenge is authority as a sexual guru. These were the questions:

Typical location of the g-spot?

Describe what menstrual blood looks like.

How are cup sizes typically found? Or just bra sizes in general, if it helps.

Describe some functions of the foreskin. Impress me.

Why do males have nipples?

If you could see the cervix, what would it look like?

Scientifically speaking, what makes a person attractive? [Baron Von Diddley.]

I think what I’ll do is post his response, then my comment.

Typical location of the g-spot?

In women, on the inside of the vagina, on the upper walls towards the pubic bone. Somewhere between 1.5-2 inches inside if I remember correctly. Just about the lenght of a finger. You should be able to feel it, the texture of the area is supposed to be differnt. I’ve never actually gotten to conduct my own search.

In men, inside the anus somewhere. [M*]

Not bad, not bad. What I typically say is “Two inches inside the Vagina on the anterior wall.” I don’t know, my middle finger might be slightly longer than two inches, and I had to go relatively deep to hit something in Hairbrush that I would assume was her g-spot. I’ve heard it’s supposed to be rough compared to the rest of the Vagina. My experience tells me otherwise. It almost felt like a tiny nipple. But, that’s just my experience with Hairbrush. *nods*

Also, there technically is no such thing as a male g-spot. The male prostate is in a similar location inside the male anus. I have heard that the g-spot and the prostate are analogous. However, obviously not the same.

Describe what menstrual blood looks like.

You win on this one, I’ve never really looked into this. From what randome snippets I’ve ever heard it varies in color and consistancy, from woman to woman, day to day, age to age, maybe even month to month.

I’d like to poll the audience. [M*]

Cheap one, I know. I’ve asked girls about this, because, well, I’m far too curious for my own good. From what I’ve been told… “Well, take the color red and the color brown. And sorta mix it?” I’ve been told there are sometimes flakes in it. Sometimes there’s little blood clots in it. I’ve been told that if you get it on your hands, the smell lingers for a while. Vaginal smells like to linger, don’t they?

How are cup sizes typically found? Or just bra sizes in general, if it helps.

I believe cup sizes are found by taking a measuring tape and wrapping it all the way around the trunk to include the breasts.

That would give the number. [M*]

I’m not sure, but I think the numbers are divided up into sections

with each section of numbers being a certain size. I don’t know, maybe something like 1-10 would be an “a” maybe 10-20 a “b”, etc. [M*]

This is the convention I’ve heard: Measure around the largest part of your bust. (They ALWAYS use the word “bust”.) Measure just under your breasts. For every two inches of difference, that’s supposedly worth one cup size. I’ve heard this doesn’t completely work in all cases. For obvious reasons.