I Am A Sex Guru, Part II

Describe some functions of the foreskin. Impress me.

Oh come on, this is a loaded question! You’re practically a doctor in foreskins. Male anatomy has never interested me like female does…

Best I can figure is that it’s a setback to earlier times, like when man still lived in trees. Other mamals have this little cover that protects the penis itself from some of the hazards of daily life [M*]

Somewhere in human evolution the protection shrank away but not totally, thus the little we have left. The only thing I can think it would be used for is protecting the head of the penis from the rest of the world. Maybe it would help secure partners together during sex so nothing important is lost, like a plug?

Grasping at straws here. [M*]

Hey, you should know about your own body. Or, at least, the body you were intended to have. *chuckles* I agree, I know the female body a LOT more than the male. I don’t remember the names of all my tubing. Anyway…

Like you said, to protect the sensitive glans from the elements. Did you know tha the glans do not have pigments? So, if you’re sunbathing nude and you’re circumcized, you’re frying your penis off. Aside from protection, something else critical comes to mind: The gliding mechanism. “Gee, Timmy, what’s the gliding mechanism?” As I understand it, there was never meant to be any heavy friction during sex. That’s why vaginal dryness is a problem, remember? (Well, aside from other reasons vaginal dryness is bad.) In it’s natural state, the glans remain moist. As I understand it, this is somewhat of how sex is “supposed” to occur: The dry shaft skin would meet the labia and there would be some resistance. The glans would slide right into the Vagina rather easily. The glans isn’t supposed to be stimulated solely by the Vagina, but by it’s own sheath.

I feel like I’ve explained this horribly. We all know I could write entries and entries about this. (We know I have.) Also, your perception of the foreskin and it’s actual size seems rather warped. I’ve heard statistics about how much skin is lost during circumcision, like 1/3 or so. That actually seems accurate, in some regards. Don’t believe me? Try this when you’re flaccid: Take the shaft skin and casually roll it over your glans. All the way, until it comes to a point. Take notice of how small your dick just got. I think people tend to overlook the fact that there’s not only skin to go over the head, but back under. Like, if your glans is an inch long, you’d need two inches of skin. Keep in mind that the foreskin is meant to retract, somewhat, when you’re erect.

Why do males have nipples?

Standard mamal equipment. Far as I know, ever male mamal has nipples. It does seem a little strange though.

Any male creature I can think of, will never be able to use them as females do to nurse. Decoration maybe? Hah. I can’t really think of a good reason, and I’ve never heard a good one either. [M*]

This is simple, but if you don’t know it, well, then you don’t know it. See, in the womb, we’re all female. So to speak. We have bodies that have the potential to be either male or female. A certain sexual node can turn into either a clit or a penis. Lower down, something can develop into either a labia or a scrotum. Now, what of the nipples? They’re a remenant of when you were female. Naturally, you got a hormone wash and become male, so they never developed into their full feminine capacity.

We should do some genetic engineering and GIVE male nipples a purpose. …*evil laughter*

If you could see the cervix, what would it look like?

Hmmmm. I used to know this really well, but my anatomy is slacking these past years. If memory serves

it’s rather like a ring of muscle. I know where it is, and I can even guess it’s functions, but that’s off topic of what you asked. [M*]

“A scrunched-up donut.” Nuff said.

Scientifically speaking, what makes a person attractive?

This answer could well become someone’s thesis for a Ph.d and let’s not forget it varies between the genders.

Symetry, scent, shape, size. Those are some bases that science can point at. [M*]

I was thinking of something I saw in my psych book. Take two faces of the same sex. (I’d rather not think about what would happen if it was the opposite sex.) Now, take the average of them. The result will ALWAYS result in a more “attractive” face. Why? What I heard is that we’re attracted to traits that dominate the species. We don’t like outlyers. We like good skin. We like symmetricness. …I also heard yesterday a theory about why we’re so obsessed with being hairless. (And why we’ve evolved to be more hairless.) In a word: Fleas. Hairy guys are more likely to have fleas.

Timmy does not have fleas.

Well, Mister M*, thanks for playing. *laughs* I don’t know why I had the urge to cut you down to size. I just took two inches off your penis size! *evil laughter*

Do you have any outragous questions? Come on, ask me. I’ll answer anything!!!