Timmy

May 9, 2004

I was scared of phones when I was a wee Timmy.

So I was saying to Valencia last night that I hadn’t talked to somebody on the phone so much in my entire life. Which, is true. For the past month, she’s called me almost every night before going to bed. I almost always pick up the phone and say something witty. Because I’m like that. I fall asleep pretty fast after I get my fill of her.

Funny thing is, as it stands, I don’t particularly have any romantic interest in her. (Trust me, if I did, I’d know.) At first, she was just a girl, a comforting voice. Naturally, she’s since grown on me. When I don’t give a shit about somebody, I really don’t. But when I do, I get protective. I’m reminded of how I used to be with Emmy and Kelsey. I still worry about Emmy, even though we don’t talk as much as we used to. I think my job is pretty much done with Kelsey. I tried to be there for her when she just needed somebody to spaz to; she’s now a lot more secure in herself. She also has an intact boyfriend and loves his penis.

I’d be a wonderful older brother if I had a younger sister.

I’ve never talked to anybody as often on the phone, in sheer quanity, but I wonder if there’s anybody else I’m as damn comfortable with. I spontaneously sing. Something Poptart has a hard time getting me to do. Yeah, you know, the typical insecurities brought on by liking somebody.

Anyway, I was reminded of Emmy. We have the kind of relationship where we can go months without speaking to each other. But we can easily call each other and it’ll be like we haven’t missed a beat. Sure, things change. Little things. Big things. But. Whatever, we have a nice relationship. I remember the week I spent with Elena, every day I would call Emmy and tell her about it. I babbled my head off! *laughs* Emmy and I were initially flirty, but we haven’t been like that in ages. We’re too good of friends to screw around.

Yeah. What was my point?

Oh yeah, I’ve been listening to Weird Al again. Again. I burned all the polkas I have onto a CD’s. I’m sure I’m missing a couple. I burned the raps after that. And then some assorted songs like This Song Is Six Words Long, Hardware Store, and This Is The Life.

If money can’t buy happiness, then I guess I’ll have to rent it! – “This Is The Life” – Weird Al Yankovic

I get into his polkas a little more than I should. The way he sings Bohemian Polka amuses me. When I sing along, I add into facial expressions and body movement. Wait, I always do that when I sing. I dorx0r. :: emits Aura ::

No, I won’t kill you for exposing your nipples. I WILL be insanely jealous, though. It’s sooooo unfair that guys can go shirtless in the presence of others but girls can’t, simply because their nipples are somehow more sexual than a guy’s. Argh. I will DEFINITELY take you with me to the nudist colony.

I like having my neck kissed. I can only stand nipple-in-mouth play for a few seconds though, because they’re so sensitive. And don’t even TOUCH my ears. Adrian loves having his earlobes sucked, but sometimes he’ll forget that I don’t share his enthusiasm> I can’t stand having a mouth anywhere near my ear. Drives me crazy, and not in a good way.

Your my favorite bedtime story *gives you a hug* *burps* im so goofy…haha*snort*hahaha

Jubi

May 10, 2004

Sometimes I hate talking on the phone. Anyway “Weird” Al,I never really got that guy.

I remember listening to Weird Al when I was about 11-15. He’s pretty funny. I think that I still have my Weird Al cassete tape somewhere…..But I can’t find it! =p Oh well my little brother has a CD by him so I will just upload the songs to my computer.

Pilgrim

Ah that’s another I didn’t address. Yes, totally! If the wife makes more money, then let hubby stay home and be Mr. Mom. I don’t see anything wrong with that.

i’m still scared of phones..

it would be kewl if u were my older brother!! ive always wanted a older brother…. but im the oldest lol random i know Kate

God, I love Weird Al. Especially that eBay song….

Danderfluff

I am scared of talking on phones. I shake and get all sweaty and cold. It’s sort of gross really.

I have a little sister he is my older brother. figure that one out

[RYN] Ok I mean Rip the songs to my computer. My bad. I don’t know computer speak that well.

I am also scared to talk on the phone…*shudder* God forbid I have to call someone.

RYN: To me losing your virginity isn’t about losing purity … it’s about the first time you willingly have sex. If we’re going to be technical than losing one’s virginity is when the hymen is broken but this can happen easily through exercise or tampons. It’s an opinion really … I rather not say I lost my virginity to a rapist although technically I did. I did not choose him …

angry white boy polka is the greatest thing ever.

Helter Skelter

I talked with a boy for three hours last night. it was rather fun. and I like weird al. [/typical lame-ass note]

i know, i know. lucky im not too fussed on what people think. bye hun x

I’ve always wanted an older brother. Maybe I would’ve grown up to be a LOT more at ease, socially. =) This was such a nice entry. Are you sure you’re a guy?

*fornicates with you*

merlot.

May 11, 2004

*cuddles and soothes you* There there my PorkChop Slut. She won’t hurt you any more.

I like your diary. It’s kinda simplistically cool. RYN: I think it’s more the fact that my wife mows the yard braless as well, so I’m sure the other neighborhood fellas are checking her out too. Thanks for the notes.

WEIRD AL ROCKS! I’ve “met” him a few times and got his autograph. I make sure I get to his concert every time he comes around. There’s nothing like one of his shows. Alas, his parents both died the day before Easter of carbon monoxide poisoning…they lit a fire in the fire place, and the flue wasn’t open. Sad.

RYN: I know I have to be ‘signed in’ to note the DM. But I was not able to access my diary to BE signed in. That’s over and done with now anyway…

Moments in Serenity

Oh my gawd youve been hiding you evil thing! Heh. J/K. I have missed you though and i never forgot you. I just thought you stopped ODing completely. Definately wrong. Woah. Its like discovering something. Insane.

you would make a great weird al. oh, by the way, i’m evercraver.

Slapdash Sutefani

May 13, 2004

🙂

Aslan's Daughter

May 14, 2004

Yes. Weird Al’s polkas are excellent. “Everything You Know is Wrong” is one of my favorite songs.