Kelly is typing in third person.

So I had this dream that my mom was yelling at me because I lost my phone. I half-woke up to look for my phone, and two second later, my phone is ringing. It was James. Returning my call from four hours before. I don’t really remember our conversation. All I can remember is that he said he was hungry, so I told him to eat. He said he couldn’t eat until tomorrow. I tried to go back to sleep after that but couldn’t. I was thirsty. I had to pee. I did my business and wandered to the kitchen for some water. I left with a huge bowl of chocolate chip ice cream.

I sat down in my living room to watch Divine Design. Its affirmed to me that I absolutely must have a khaki colored room with a huge red faux-leather sofa. Absolutely must. And then I must also have a red painted room with neutral furniture. Must.

Eventually, I get online.

Here I am.

More conversations with two great people. One of them is a little off track right now. The other just made my evening.

Ho, ho.

More to come.

Love,

Kelly

Pee, pee, that’s all you ever do.

I masturbate a lot, too.

you both are nuts. I hope you know that. 😀 That’s okay. I like nuts. Esp. when they’re in M&Ms.

Evil Peanut

July 26, 2003

*blinks* Who are you!

Babyslime

I’m so confused. Who left me notes?… I want to respond! ~%) Babs

Nitrojane

my head hurts. what? *sobs*

LMAo,they traded Diaries guys,check the authorcodes,sillies.

*cries* i don’t understand! i’m blonde. i’m as blonde as the most stupid blonde girl in the world. No, wait. i AM the most stupid blonde girl in the world. So, now there’s timmy and kelly on my favourites list, but timmy IS kelly. so is kelly timmy? or timmy, are you timmy? i don’t know what to think. i do believe i will sit here, more confused. woe.

shadowkat

Timmy is a nerd.

Your diary colors are quite gay – is this your new signature color?

Or is this Kelly now?

six

Meginsanity

RYN: I think in the mood he’s in right now, he just might ask if I have herpes. *sigh* Kelly is Timmy and Timmy is Kelly. Right? So I’m talking to Timmy. Right? *sighs*

words left unspoken

ryn – that’s fine. It was still hilarious though

RYN: Cunnilingus rocks my socks. I’m a devoted head-giver.

So did you leave me that note, or did Timmy? Seems like Timmy.

Oh, wow. You SO had me. Good one.

RYN: eh, everyone needs a little confusion in their life. Keeps you on your toes. *nods*

My very own dildo?? Thank you! 😀

'Rella

RYN: Well, in my opinion you are! 😉 Be well,