Little Timmy & Gang’s Restaurant and Bar.

Little Timmy

(&)

Gang’s

Restaurant

(and Bar)

Menu

Mexican

Taco Salad-

Our very own delicious blend of fresh lettuce, other vegetable odds & ends, sour cream, GUAC, and your choice of chicken or beef.

Chimichanga-

The king of Americanized Mexican cuisine, the Chimichanga is the epitome of sumptuous seasoned meat wrapped in a corn-based bread, this particular item comes with your choice of chicken, beef, grilled chicken, or steak, all smothered in Timmy’s special seasoning, and lovingly coated in cheese. The Chimichanga is offered in three sizes:

Small: for the little tike, or simply because!

Medium: for the sensible customer.

El Grande: Hungry are we?

All Chimichanga’s are served with seasoned rice and refried beans.

Southwestern Nachos:

This appetizer could very well serve as a meal-piled high with beans, three cheeses, sour cream, GUAC, and jalapenos on request, these chips were built to satisfy!

Timmy’s Munchies:

At Timmy’s we aim to please, and as every sensible restaurant goer knows-Free is good! Do you know what’s better than free? Choice. That’s why, in the American spirit, we go the extra mile to give you both Freedom and Choice, with our Complimentary Liberty Options: choose between Timmy’s very own bottomless chips & salsa, Timmy’s Gourmet seasoned bread, or simply opt to get a free Timmy’s house salad with your choice of dressing! At Timmy’s, your vote always counts!

Indian

Chicken Tikka-

In Timmy’s travels, he sampled many foods, some he didn’t like, some were okay, and others he loved. This skillet-based sizzling meal, filled with zest & zing, will satisfy your craving for succulent chicken with a distinctive flavor, this highly recommended dish can also be complimented with our very own Mango Lassi, to increase your Indian Experience.

American classics:

For our less adventurous customers, Timmy offers this blend of his favorite meals, all with that distinctive Jersey diner feel-Pickle included!

Hamburger-

This sizable burger will be cooked to your liking and topped with whatever your heart desires-from your choice of cheese, to onions, peppers, jalapenos, lettuce, tomato, olives, or anything else we can provide! That’s why we have the special Timmy Design your own hamburger sheets, so as to assist with your more unconventional orders. We know what it’s like to order something and not receive what you ask for-it’s frustrating. That’s why we at Timmy’s don’t let the customer come first. No, instead we go the extra mile, run ahead of them, and roll out the red carpet. At Timmy’s you are royalty. Expect the best.

Chicken fingers-

Any diner hopping fellow or lass can tell you that the tender, juicy chicken inside the rough batter of these American culinary masterpieces are maximally excellent, especially when enjoyed with Honey Mustard sauce. If you’d prefer another sauce, just ask!

The Cheesesteak-

When it comes to sating a craving for grease, one can do no better than the sensuous blending of dairy and meat, our filling Cheesesteak.

The Chicken Nugget

A food, more or less distinctively American, the nugget speaks for itself: tried, true, and beloved by children, our Chicken nuggets are offered in two styles, Yummy regular, and Buffalo style.

Steak and Seafood

Liberty Lives!

For the discerning palate of our customers, we offer our fully customizable meal: you may start with either our very own flame-broiled steak of the size you prefer, or your choice of Trout, Flounder, Catfish, Shrimp, Crab or yes, Salmon. We have Salmon too.

With this meal you are allowed to choose any two sides, or a double side! Let Freedom ring!

For our elite clientele, we have a special offer, for a proportionately small increase in price, you can have unlimited refills on Timmy’s Deluxe drinks. (See drinks)

Breakfast-Anytime!

American Omelet-

Whether plain or with any odds and ends you feel like throwing in it, these Omelets are to die for. Served with hash browns and your choice of toast, a muffin, or a bagel, Liberty will prevail!

Pancakes or Waffles-

Offered in all shapes, sizes, and numbers, Timmy’s nummy pancakes will leave you begging for more. They are also coupled with the Liberty will prevail sides offer, and the Breakfast Nummies Aplenty Plan, which, as is standard at Timmy’s, offers you Total Freedom. Throw whatever you want into your Pancakes or Waffles, be it jalapenos or olives, pickles or Ice cream-or both! At Timmy’s, you decide.

Timmy’s Drinks

Have you ever felt disappointed and overcharged for common beverages? Not at Timmy’s! We offer you a wide selection of fountain drinks all with free refills!

Fanta Birch Beer, Fanta Orange, Fanta Blue Raspberry, Coke, Cherry Coke, Diet Coke, or Sprite.

Also your choice of Beer on tap.

For those of us in the mood for something a little more extravagant, we offer our Deluxe Drinks:

Stewart’s Root Beer-

The Cadillac of soda, this mind-blowing drink is served in your choice of frosty bottle or mug, with or without, a bendy straw. Or an umbrella, if you want one.

The Mango Lassi-

An Indian yogurt drink blended with Mango’s, Timmy came to love this on one of his Travels.

Milkshakes-

What menu is complete without Milkshakes? We have no idea. Certaintly not ours! Choose freely between Vanilla, Chocolate, Strawberry or Mint Milkshakes.

Mixed Drinks-

Whether you’re looking for a Margarita, an Appletini, or whatever catches your fancy, our capable Bar tender will whip it up for you.

Dessert

The Meltdown Cake-

What could be more delish than warm chocolate cake filled with steamy fudge, topped with vanilla or coffee ice cream, and saturated in chocolate sauce? We would like to know. Please tell us.

Caramel Cheesecake-

Most cheesecakes, despite being decadent in texture, are usually ruined by not being served with the correct flavoring or at the right temperature. Timmy’s Caramel Cheesecake is brought to you at a perfect 45 degrees, just cool enough to assure firmness, but not warm enough to ruin its delicate consistency. Which just so happens to compliment the caramel flavoring in a perfect fashion. Served with a thermometer, assuring its temperature, as part of the Timmy Trust & Love we hope to forge.

The Timmy Pledge: We pledge to wait on you hand and foot, give you Freedom & Choice, and to guarantee your Salsafaction.

If it isn’t obvious, Cliff wrote this for my amusement. Come to think of it, running my own restaurant WOULD be rather fun. And, this is first time I’ve ever used that editor, because I didn’t feel like altering his text at all.