My ass just got saved.

Subject: Class Canceled
Today – April 2
Sent: April 2, 2008 9:09 AM
From: **** *******
To: <>

Hi,

Class is canceled today. We will pick up with the Speeches on Monday. Enjoy your weekend.

Prof. ********

Perhaps the heavens are on my side after all. If I could hug my ass, I would. I’ve already tried. It’s just very awkward trying to hug one’s own ass.

HALLELUJAH!!!!!!!!