Quote of the Day for 4-8-8

Cliff: I had a dream about a shitting competition.
Cliff: Unrelated, but it was powershitting.
Cliff: I was a spectator.
Cliff: Lots of people lining up and crapping-judged by speed, consistency of crap, volume, etc.
Cliff: Everyone was eating popcorn in the audience.
Timmy™: Oh god, that’s hilarious.;
Cliff: The judges would go up and touch it with a little metal poop stick, smell it, separate it, then they would throw up numbers, like at the olympics.
Timmy™: May I quote you?
Cliff: Oh yes, sure.
Cliff: The goal was to take the biggest, firmest, most pungent smelling shit as quickly as possible.
Cliff: I forget how they announced that in the dream-but they did.
Cliff: But I do remember the ready to start announcement.
Cliff: “Leeeeet’ssss POWERSHIT!”