Sims: Accidents.

(1)
Elena kissing Amy behind the ear.

(2)
Valencia dancing with Amy.

(3)
Eating salmon. Or is it a pork chop. I can’t remember.

(4)
Blowing up.

(5)
Getting married.

(6)
Eating wedding cake.

(7)
Congratulating her bride on finishing school?

(8)
I really like the leftover feature.

(9)
That time again.

(10)
Elena’s so shocked she lost her arm.

(11)
Welcome little Bruce McJagger.

I’m running out of unique, witty, yet appealing names.

(12)
Sims don’t breastfeed. : (

(13)
Built yet another addition. I swear, I build the core of this house so I could expand around it.

(14)
If only it was this easy in real life.

(15)
Valencia looks like a teenage mom.

(16)
Bathing Bruce.

(17)
Amy hot tubbin` with Elena.

(18)
I forget why I took this picture. I know Frederick is on the can in the far background.

(19)
I’ve added stadium row seating to the TV. I like Frederick’s reflection in the mirror.

(20)
They grow up so quickly.

(21)
Amy and Valencia hot tubbin`.

(22)
Grandma Elena helping teach Bruce how to walk.

(23)
Grandpa Frederick helping teach Bruce how to talk.

(24)
Valencia teaching Bruce how to poop autonomously.

(25)
He’s a rock`n`roll Jesus.

(Come on, you know you’re amused.)

(26)
Must be a grilled cheese party.

(27)
Amy skipping by a collection of dirty plates.

(28)
Wait, what’s this?

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(32)
Grim Reaper checking his list twice.

(33)
Elena cleaning up those dishes.

(34)
Elena sweeping up the, uh, mess on the floor.

(35)
Valencia is, of course, devastated.

(36)
Bathing Bruce.

(37)
Powerleveling his charisma, as I consider it a hard skill to add points to.

(38)
Must be an omelette party.

Really enjoying the “call to meal” feature.

(39)
Everybody’s pooping!

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(40)
It takes a village to raise a child.

(41)
Go grandma, go!

Pays having a grandma that’s fulfilled her lifetime wish.

(42)
Frederick inching towards his wish of maxing all his skills. Time is running out.

(43)
Yet another party. Yawn.

I invited only family, and I realized I have freaking five generations at this party.
Erik Kenobi – > Carl Kenobi – > Elena – > Valencia – > Bruce.

Yeah, I’m atrocious with letting old people die.

(44)
I wanted to give Bruce a little fro, but I guess it’ll have to wait.

(45)
Valencia swinging Bruce.

(46)
Bruce subsequently hurling. I am amused.

(47)
Starting on the upper left, Carl Kenobi, Erik Kenobi, Elena, and Jesus Kenobi.

(48)
Valencia playing hacky-sac.

(49)
Pillow-fight with brother Charles.

(50)
Frederick eating a grilled cheese.

I tend to switch houses when someone reaches an age milestone. I could do the final Xanatos/Courtney storyline that I’ve been setting up. He’s almost dead, you know. I could work with Candi’s character and get her a nice hung man. I could put Kiki through college. Or at least a semester or two. Don’t know! So many characters.