The Me Survey.

I’m looking for opinions and ideas. I know what you’re thinking, You want independent thought on a Monday? This is not a simple Test Your Knowledge thing, it’s more of a Where do you see me in 5/10/25 years. I considered just throwing that single question out. But. People need specific proding to get their imaginations flowing.

Your guesses are good as mine. Be honest. Or let your imagination go, your answers don’t have to be based in reality, just your projection of me.

When do you think I’ll get married, if at all. What kind of girl do you think I’ll marry? What kind of father do think I’ll be? Hell, what kind of husband? Describe father/son or father/daughter relations if you want. Can you fathom what kind of entries I’d write during that “Holy shit, I’m a father” period? (If you can, indulge us.)

What kind of job do you see me ultimately ending up doing? What shitty jobs will I have to go through to get there? What fantasy job (rock star/comedian/porn star/etc) can you see me as?

What kind of future residence(s) do you see me in? (Cramped apartment, then a house?) What kind of setting would this be in? (rural/suburban/urban) Think I’ll stay in Jersey or move out and about? What about outside the country?

Do you think I’ll be satisfied with my life? As in, what will I accomplish and will that be enough?

How will I change as a person over the years? Do you think I can pull off the Old Man On the Mountain look when I’m over the hill? If not, what kind of “Old Person” do you see me as?

Okay, I’m out of ideas and I should put some clothes on prior to the exam I have. So, as always, the handy recap.

  • Family! (The girl, me as a father/husband, kids.)
  • Career! (..What am I going to do?)
  • Setting! (..Where am I going to live?)
  • Satisfaction Guarentee?
  • Internal Change (How do you picture Old Man Timmy?)

Or whatever. If you have any general ideas/opinions about where you see me in 5/10/20 years, feel free to share. I just figured I’d throw those out to give people fodder.

And if you feel like you don’t know me, well, say so. And if you don’t want anybody stealing your ideas, do private notes. But whatever. Everybody’s free to share their horrifying predictions of TimmyDom. I just hope this wasn’t too much to ask of everybody.

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I think you’ll be a pretty cool dad. I mean, you seem very reasonable. Career- no idea, but for your sake, I hope it involves many breasts. Old Timmy- You’ll be one of those geezers w/ a raging boner. Dirty ol’ man.

February 23, 2004

Hm… dunno. Haven’t been reading you for long enough. Still, I definitely picture you in an apartment. THAT’S clear.

I’d do it, but I only have ten minutes…and lots of homework to do 😛

I think you are going to live in an apartment by the ocean where you can walk on the beach with you wife and dog, I think you will have 1 kid, and you will end up being a loner of sorts with your family but loving them so much it hurts.

cunni-mints… work down there w/o a care! haha… sorry, i saw that on MXC and thought of you. *shrug*

yea you’ll be married. and you’ll have kids. and if you stick with the therapy thing, you’ll be a good father – to son and daughter alike. i want you to be a rockstar. and i want you to live in a small house – cramped but homey. but in all honesty – i know nothing of you. anyway. and you’ll be old and you’ll sit around and think, and get retirement money. the end.

February 23, 2004

I think that the sex would be great. Just from talking to you. =)

February 23, 2004

i dont know what kind of husband, dad, or anything else youd be, we only talk about boobies and look at naked chics.

February 23, 2004

I think you’ll marry a “nice girl” who is very proper and spend the rest of your lives getting on each other’s nerves. I think in a marriage partner we often seek someone to balance us, and then later the differences become a source of friction.

February 23, 2004

it was interesting reading all the commentary. just, how besides all the phallic (sp?) talk & endless entries, nobody really knows anything about you. just goes to show what attracts some peoples. i could be mistaken though. as far as family goes, you’ll be a very good/competent/lurving daddy/hubby. jobwise, not a clue. but then i get the feeling that that’s where yu’re at too..(c)

February 23, 2004

I just started reading your diary, so I don’t think this is addressed to me 🙂 XOXO RYN: sorry about the error…maybe it’s IE?

February 23, 2004

where…screwed if i’d know. somewhere in uncle sam’s land, i guess. i couldn’t really see you shifting to India. satisfaction..whatever Lot you may face in life(good/mediocre/suckass jobs etc) you’ll come out seeing a half to 3/4-ly filled glass either way. that’s provided depression doesn’t get to you too often. as an old man…maybe you’ll be looking back with less resentful lenses.

February 23, 2004

Re: Beer Pong If you don’t care, then why leave a note at all? 😛

Family: think your going to have a very sweet wife, probably a closet kinkette Career: photographer Setting:Canada? nah hehe Internal Change :Your going to have a big cane and yell at little kids on the street!=)

February 23, 2004

well i have paid, but why would i want to filter?? i really meant everything in that entry. it’s great fun. one time i was at the nursing home visiting my friend’s grandmother, and an old man cheerfully called out to my friend and i as we went by, “hello you gorgeous girls!” if you weren’t so shy in REALTIME WOO i’d say you’d be that man.

February 23, 2004

Only been reading since like October, but I’m still putting my two cents in. I definitely see you as a family man. You’re going to marry a “good girl.” Dark hair, good sense of humor, probably religious enough to bother you a bit. But you’ll be one of those annoyingly happy couples. Definitely kids. 2 girls. You’ll worship them, take thousands of pictures. Your wife will probably scrapbook.

February 23, 2004

Career is the hard part… I honestly don’t know. Although, like someone else said, you should really look into photography. You seem to have an eye for it. Guess it’s not all that “practical” though. You’ll live in the ‘burbs. That’s the only setting I really picture you in. Hehe… old man Timmy. You’re gonna be a cool old guy. The one little kids love. ~*~Kristen~*~

February 23, 2004

I am working on an entire entry just to adress this survey. Give me a day or so. I need to become in tune once again with the cosmos.

February 24, 2004

jesus timmy…relax man. –

Do you dare say .. Penis? I do dare so. *grin* Hai. Clicked a couple names, viewed a couple OD’s, found you. I say Hai. Nice dairy you have going on here, VERY nice, if I should un-exaggerate. <3 . Fin

All I know so far as that your pretty self obsessed and love sex and I have no idea how old you are. Im guessing your in your early 20’s 21 maybe maybe even just turned 20. I’m guessing that your likely to never leave the US (thats also a guess aswell), but I think you’d really appreciate europe and paris… as far as marrige/children, it will be the last thing on your mind once your travelling.

I really believe that you need to experience a bit more of the world, watch the bbc news, go and have a turkish bath and perhaps even visit tokyo in a kareoke bar listening to “rub me tender rub me good” before you start thinking about career marrige and kids.

Funny how many people on here know Zombywoof, and how many of you talk like jilted lovers. Did it hurt when he blocked you?

February 24, 2004

I’d offer my 2 cents, but I can’t claim to know you well, plus I’m still trying to figure out all of those things for myself.. It’d be nice if someone could just look at you and tell you the right path to take.

February 24, 2004

you’ll be married and have kids and you’ll be a good daddy, even if your kids are embarrassed by you once in awhile. no matter how much you hate it, you’ll probably end up working with computers. if not that, i’d be interested in seeing you do journalism. i think you’d do great writing for a paper or something. *nods*i dont know specifics, but you’ll probably live in a nice…

February 24, 2004

…typical townhouse–but homey. *nods* homey and comfortable.in general, i think you’ll probably be satisfied, but… of course there are going to be ups and downs as there always is with life.old man timmy? hmm. i cant picture you old.

February 26, 2004

allow me to ponder. and then remind me to come back, because I will forget.

March 3, 2004

so I’ve read all the notes on this entry, and some of them had some good ideas, and some of them some not so good ideas. the ideas of photography (pornography?) and journalism I can dig. Those are givens. Those are the skills that you’ve potrayed through this diary and they ain’t half bad. Some people say you need to travel, some said they couldn’t see you living outside of the US.

March 3, 2004

Personally, I think you OUGHT to travel, and that you may or may not enjoy it, but iether way you’ll wind up back here. I think that if you marry at all it will be late in life. I think that you’ll continue to have strings of short relationships until something happens to you and changes part of you. Maybe it will be your self esteem, maybe something else.

March 3, 2004

But something does need to happen in order for you to have a successful, happy relationship. I think that change is the key to everyhing. If how you’ve been feeling lately continues on for years, you will eventually you’ll graduate and not know what to do with yourself. I think that you’ll get a dead-end job fixing computers or some crap like that and you’ll hate it just like you hate RU.

March 3, 2004

Concerning family though, I know that you have a lot of love inside of you, waiting to be tapped. I know it from talking to you and I know it from some of the things that I”ve read. The rest of this could just be me talking out of my bunghole, but I know that much is true. Honestly, the reason I’ve put taking this survey off for so long isn’t only because I haven’t had the time but also

March 3, 2004

because who am I to make predictions or guesses about your life? There are a thousand and one paths that you could take, and I don’t want to be fakeishly optimistic, nor too downhearted and pessimistic, you know what I mean? I know that you won’t take a middle path though. Or maybe you will. gah. I’m sorry, I’m just no good at this sort of thing. don’t hate me, k?