Timmy

April 4, 2004

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The Timmy Spring Fashion Show 2004

Finally. Even more shameless self-promotion. Well. I’m not sure if it’s promotion. Isn’t a diary shameless self-promotion by definition? Shameless… self-indulgence of self-photography! YES. I’ve been planning this for a while. I even took a shower last night.

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See, I had my hair in pigtails.

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Though, I still needed a shave. See how sad the before image is?

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Much better.

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Much better. Shaved, it was time to start the show.

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Oh, I’m sorry. Technical difficulties.

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As if it wasn’t obvious, I’ll be your host for this entry.

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I haven’t had a flaming yellow shirt in ages.

And I know it’s blurry. I did all the pictures in one shot, and it’s too much of a pain to redo them.

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I don’t think blue is my color.

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Same with green.

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Now red. Red is my favorite color. Like so many dorky shirts of my youth.

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I had to stop, take all the pins out, then unbutton all the shirts.

No way I’m buttoning the shirts up again.

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I like rayons because I’ve always wanted (pseudo)-Hawaiian shirts.

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Awesome.

Okay, maybe a front-shot would have been better, there.

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Before I noticed the palm trees, I’d swear it looked like that robe out of Star Trek III.

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Look, you can see my belly button.

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Of course, I was shirtless while I was changing shirts.

And, for the record, that is not me when I’m sucking it in.

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That’s me when I’m sucking it in. I bet I could suck even more, if I wanted.

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And I put my shirt back on when I was done.

Oh my, how did that get there?

Thus concludes this entry. Ha, who says I wear all black anymore? I love my summer wardrobe.

I know this wasn’t exactly Dana Carvey posing here, but whatever. I tried.

For the record, I intend to resize have resized all of these to 320 x 240 after a few entries to reduce file size.

ShatteredSoul

April 5, 2004

you’re so skinny! and, what a sexy bellybutton. 😛

Ha…the pose in 11 is great. You really look like a model there, i think.

Grenouille

That’s quite the wardrobe 🙂 I hate thoroughly dislike men who have better hair than I do.

Meginsanity

Hehehe. You could just resize them in the first place… 😛

'Rella

I especially liked the last shot, talk about your wardrobe malfunctions! Ha, I’m so funny today! The Hawaiian shirts are perfect, by far my favorites. Be well,

ryn: That’s massive. The size of your pictures makes a huge long scrollbar. They can easily be cropped and resized, even to 700xwhatever would be a vast improvement. At least below a 1,000; have mercy on your readers!

I think the weird thing…is that those pants match almost all the shirts. hah! and oh! I saw your belly button!

omg..I have the damn pina colada song stuck in my head now because of those shirts!

Pham

I swear to God, Timmeh has that Hawaiian/Star Wars Robe shirt. THAT VERY SAME SHIRT. That’s freaky.

Butterfly

hehe. nipple…

You seem to have a fascination for stripes. I do the same thing…buy the same shirt in several different colors. It makes sense.

Have you been to Makeda? Great restaurant. If you’ve never been there, give it a go. Try the sampler for two…and go for lunch…prices are much, much, much more reasonable.

ohhh how sexy! :oP

you rshirts are all way to big on you you could wear then as a dress or nightgown 😛

Pilgrim

It’s like a giant pink eye with eyelashes. The Timmy is still a hottie.

Crass Gal

no underwear model pics. thats the only thing missing. : )

Mercuria

*licks nipple* Great show. Spiffy captions. 🙂

Phedre

RYN: lol! That’s a great wav file ;P

!!!!! take the shirt back off

Confused. Hairy balls bad, hairy chin good??

Wanna trade bodies? …and while we’re at it, can we trade hair, too? That way, I can be skinny and have nice hair 😉

Once again I am pissin’ my panties! You are 2 much. I really enjoy reading your diary.

Band Candy

I want pics of you cross-dressing.

hahahaha, you never cease to amaze me 😀

*giggles and bites your nipple* Sorry – had to be done! I love the blue hawain-y shirt and all the striper t-shirts!

Dolor Angelicus

You look like Wednesday Addams in one of those pictures.

Its realy sad that I a FEMALE and jealous of your hair… Lips… and waist line… GRRR Timmy GRRR

Yeah, that note before mine should tell you something, dude. You look like a twelve year old girl with a facial hair problem. I don’t get it.

I generally wouldnt leave a note on a page like this.. I dont like pandering to mans ego.. however.. your sad face is beautiful… perfect. The others wouldnt load properly on my pc.. well some did.. just from your red t-shirt down it didnt.. anyway.. the sad face was the most honest… could read you best. Your much more honest and real with your hair tied back.