We don’t need it.But we want it.

Fredricks of Hollywood
Sexy g-strings and thongs
Cradling my genitalia
But, I don’t need them

Kraft
Spiral Mac and Cheese
Superior to all other forms of mac and cheese
But, I don’t need that

Old Spice, distributed by Proctor and Gamble
Pure Sport “High Endurance” deodorant
Keeps the stink down between shavings
But, I don’t need that

Dodge
1988 Caravan
Modest transportive module and decent human hauling capacity
But, I don’t need that.

Entenmann’s
Chocolate frosted donuts
Makes me hard just thinking about them
But, I don’t need them

Fugi
FinePix 2650 digital camera
I do love admiring pictures of my penis – myself, I mean
But, I don’t need it.

Sony
Maker of two fo the TV’s in this condo
I don’t really watch TV anymore

Bounty paper towels
Ivory soap
Bic pens

Complete dining sets from IKEA that can define you as a person
Sugar water from Coke that can make you cool
Political ideologic rhetoric from the Democrats and Republicans convincing you that your vote is saving the world

EroStar
Lines of various sexual products
Improving my self-love life
But, my own left hand can do it just fine

AbleSites, Inc
The Twenty Dollah Billz Club
Adding to my self-esteem with each passing day
Can’t replace being social with friends

Blockbuster
Video and game rentals
An easy night of entertainment
But feeding a stupid video game CD’s for hours to find special characters costs nothing.

Prandium, Inc.
Bringing us Chi-Chi’s ENDLESSTACOSALADOFDOOM
Always a good time with friends
But, I could be cheap and make it at home

The Man and The Woman
Products that makes our lives easier
Products we can’t live without
Products we can live without

Let’s all get naked and live in the woods with nothing but a knife carved from bone, a sense of independence, and a healthy sex drive.

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*still experiencing PTSD*

I’m not picking on you *laughs* I’m not fragile Timmy. Dan won’t cry.

July 17, 2003

OMG, a paean to Frederick’s. Now I’ve seen everything.

RYN: So I suppose if I replaced Sup with Sub it would a subscript? lol Way too funny. My ass used to look like that when I was young and thin. lol

July 17, 2003

Interesting. But I’m not going to go live in a forest with you with the only weapon being a knife carved from bone. No way. Especially without the spiral mac. 🙂

July 17, 2003

Are you trying to start another transcendentalist movement?

Chi-Chi Rodriguez.

July 17, 2003
July 17, 2003

You gotta luv Ivory soap.

I actually just bought some fredricks panties. mm mm good chocolate doughnuts, at fat camp? NEVER!!

I wouldn’t dare live in the woods naked. Just think of sitting down…. bugs and grass and stuff up your ass? no. I don’t think so. 😀 And RYN: ouch!!!!!! dont’ do that to your balls. Yikes!!

Living naked in the woods hey? Souns fun!

July 17, 2003

A knife and a boner? What?

July 17, 2003

Nice ass….and I knew it was a guys….if I collect any $$$ from the doubter..I’M NOT SHARING.

I’ve made it to your diary. I am an idiot. I didn’t take into account that I needed to put the superscript tags in the username… argh. So, yeah, now that I’m here… ummm… yeah… there’s an ass on your main page. Said ass almost got me in trouble. Luckily I closed quick enough. Yeah. SFKirby

July 18, 2003

RYN: I will never, ever speak of discharge, whether yellow or otherwise, in my diary. Not even in the LiveJournal “vaginapagina” community do I write about that. Some stuff needs to stay out of the public eye…

July 18, 2003

oh, and thanks for the oral sex donation 😀

Meridian, left a response on previous entry

PBBBTH! Timmy, I love how I can always come here for instant amusement whenever it strikes my fancy. Thank you for that.

July 18, 2003

I’d love to have an ass like that! Of course, I DID…when I was your age. Get back to me after six pregnancies. And I love this ode to Frederick’s. You really are brilliant. Does it scare you sometimes?

July 18, 2003

I’ll be damned, I’ve been ahead of my time with my cavorting through the woods naked with a knife in my teeth. And people say Montanans are assbackward! Be well,

my thoughts precisely… actually, i wrote a little ramble about materialism in someone’s FOD yesterday… not the best written ramble, but it got my point across. in any case, yes, let’s all just run around in the woods naked and enjoy the company of our fellow people. shatteredsoul

July 18, 2003

RYN: I don’t think it has a name. It just has a sign out front that says “Adult” and “live girls” on it. Funny thing though was that I saw the big green monster, IN RED! And several of the lables on the toys said “Playtime Botique.” I had to laugh at that cause it reminded me of you. I wanna check out the other store around here, I bet it’s better.

well, least you look ok in your undies! I got my ex some…and OMG…the WORST I ever saw!

That book? Youth In Revolt? I about died laughing when I found it (quite by accident) in the bookstore. I read it, then I gave it to my (at the time) 17 year old stepdaughter to read. Gotta raise ’em up right, I say.

July 18, 2003

Way ahead of you… us witches already do that *nods* and it’s fun… skycladding, athames… though a healthy sex drive can lead to an itchy ass if you get a tad too healthy in the wrong part of the woods where the oak is of the poison kind. *nods* Usually happens to redneck witches… they are really bad about humping the tree’s with the freaky shrubs. Sad situation when that happens…