Caffeinated Hope

Today was the day I was supposed to stop procrastinating, stop wasting the minutes of the only life I have (as far as I know), and start getting shit done.  Instead, I just want to write about how I hate horses and people who like horses are all douches blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

I think I need to start drinking coffee.  My logic is this: I used to dissolve speed in water and drink it all day, including at work,  and my sales were insane.  I actually started caring about my performance at work.   Stimulants & I go together like vinegar and bicarb soda. However, I don’t have the money for that anymore, and even for only a few months, ingesting speed-water most days a week aged me several years, not to mention its mental health effects.  So I need a cheaper, cleaner, safer, somewhat less addictive water-soluble stimulant.   

Research suggests I should drink coffee.  

I drank a coffee that was a bit too strong yesterday, and I stayed back at work writing down my life goals, giving myself a pep talk and planning on how I’m going to turn things around.  At home, we sometimes drink Guarana & Maté, and if I get the mix wrong, it feels like bad speed.   So it needs to be weak coffee, no sugar.

I was so geared up to be a more productive person last night, but because I haven’t had my coffee today, here I am at 10:27 am, still fucking around.   I better have one now, otherwise come lunchtime, I’ll be editing wikipedia articles on Soviet Leaders or some shit.