Ugly Feet Part I

Apparently if you change your MSN status to "has ugly feet" it attracts idiots and creates stupid inane conversations about absolutely nothing. 

†Mandreano: is that a quote from somewhere?

spider:  no, i have ugly feet

† M: i have a nail missing on one of my toes and my feet are still not ugly  what makes yours so bad huh?

s: they are misshapen.  the little toe looks like the result of a foot binding accident, the big toe is enormous, the skin is all gross, they’re too wide and too short for good shoes.

in other words they are not aesthetically pleasing.

†M: hrm   i think you’re paranoid

s: sure, i’m paranoid, but not about my feet.

they should have a site:  ratemyfeet.com

† M:  ugly is relative

s:   yeah, generally it is relative.  but y’know what, so is morality.  There are somethings that people argue over whether they’re wrong or not – like whether lying is ALWAYS wrong.  But there are somethings for which there is no argument.  Skull fucking your own kid after torturing them to death is usually considered wrong.  The grey area only applies to somethings – for the rest, it’s cut & dry.

my feet are the podiatrist’s equivalent of genocide

M: can you walk on them?  do they have five digits?  then they ain’t genocide

s:  okay the metaphor applies to aesthetics, not function

aesthetically, they are the holocaust.  Functionally, they’re just like a coalition government – they suck but they get the job done

†M: bleh