Ugly Feet Part II

 and then Chinatown Mafia Ted Who Wishes He Was Black just had to comment on my ugly feet comment, making the conversation descend even further into the depths of human depravity.  Disclaimer:  my actual views on fidelity are not really expressed here and I certainly do not endorse Ted’s attitude towards women. 

 

Chinatown mafia Ted says: u know what u do when u have ugly feet?

spider says: wear ugly shoes?

Ted: correct

s says: oh shit, i actually ruined the joke?

fuck, i thought there was an actual funny bit

Ted: nah u just know me too well

becs my conscious i splaying up with me last weekend

i fuct a married bitch

s says: pfffft   hahahahahahha

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ted: she was an 8.5 but.  japanese too

s: well i’m sure her rating & ethnicity has a bearing on the morality of your actions, right?

Ted: yeah sure, it neutralises each other

 s: look, frankly, she’s the one that did something wrong if she cheated on her husband, but like, maybe they have an agreement

Ted: thats right, im jsut proving a poiunt that bitches cant be trusted, right?

im doing a good deed for the community

s: did you seduce her against her better judgement?  like was she "oh no Ted, I can’t… my husband…"

T: fuck yeah i creted attracted but she made the first move

s: well she made the first move.  maybe theirs is an open marriage.  not your responsibility.

not like you set out to break down a marriage or anything.

though that would be sort of cool

not… not… i’m joking

Ted: shes a housewife, thats my new thing now

i find it extremely hot when bitches wear aprons, do cleaning, cooking that kind of shit

s: lol, she doesn’t have kids, does she?

T: nah no kids

and i hope she doesnt pop one out that looks liek me haha

s: haha… it’d be funnier if she wasn’t asian and neither was her husband but she had a chinky kid…. then you’d be fucked

T: u know what would be even FUNNIER>

if the kid turns out  black

"sorry hubs, i think i over-cooked this one"

s: if by funny you mean medically impossible.  unless you both have a black grandparent or something

T: dont we all have black ancestors? haha

 One time we argued about whether female tennis players should get paid as much as men.  7pm that night he suddenly thought of some extra reasons why they should not, and rang our boss at home just to tell him.