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2. BOLD anything that is true.

3. Leave plain anything that is not true.

4. Add something.

001. I miss somebody right now.

002. I watch more tv than I used to.

003. I love olives.

004. I love sleeping.

005. I own a home.

006. I wear glasses or contact lenses.

007. I love to play video games.

008. I’ve done something illegal.

009. I’ve watched porn movies.

010. I have been in a threesome.

011. I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.

012. I like my handwriting.

013. I have acne-free skin.

014. I like and respect Al Sharpton.

015. I curse frequently.

016. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.

017. I have a hobby.

018. I’ve been to another country.

019. I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.

020. I’m really, really smart.

021. I’ve never broken anyone else’s bones.

022. I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.

023. I love rain.

024. I’m paranoid at times.

025. I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.

026. I need money right now.

027. I love sushi.

028. I talk really, really fast sometimes.

029. I have fresh breath in the morning.

030. I have semi-long hair.

031. I have lost money in Las Vegas.

032. I have at least one brother and/or sister.

033. I was born in a country outside of the U.S.

034. I shave my legs.

035. I have a twin.

037. I couldn’t survive without Caller I.D.

038. I like the way that I look.

039. I have lied to a good friend in the past 6 months.

040. I know how to do cornrows.

041. I am usually pessimistic.

042. I have mood swings.

043. I think prostitution should be legalized.

044. I think Britney Spears is pretty.

045. I have cheated on a significant other.

046. I have a hidden talent.

047. I’m always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.

048. I’ve been sexually intimate with less than ten people.

049. I am currently single.

050. I have kissed someone of the same sex.

051. I enjoy talking on the phone.

052. I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.

053. I love to shop.

054. I would rather shop than eat.

055. I would classify myself as ghetto.

056. I’m bourgeois and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders.

057. I’m obsessed with my diary.

058. I don’t hate anyone.

059. I’m a pretty good dancer.

060. I don’t think Mike Tyson raped Desiree Washington.

061. I’m completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.

062. I have a cell phone.

063. I watch MTV on a daily basis.

064. I watch the news every day.

065. I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.

066. I worship the ground Monty Python walks on.

067. I have never been in a real relationship before.

068. I’ve rejected someone before.

069. I currently have a crush on someone.

070. I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.

071. I want to have children in the future.

072. I have changed a diaper before.

073. I’ve had the cops called on me before.

074. I bite my nails.

075. I am a member of the Tom Green fan club.

076. I’m not allergic to anything deadly.

077. I have a lot to learn.

078. I have dated someone at least 10 years older or younger.

079. I plan on seeing Ice Cube’s newest “Friday” movie.

080. I am very shy around the opposite sex.

081. I’m online 24/7, even as an away message.

082. I have at least 5 away messages saved.

083. I have been rejected by someone.

084. I have made a move on a friend’s significant other in the past.

085. I own the “SOUTH PARK” movie.

086. I have avoided work to play on OD.

087. When I was a kid I played “the birds and the bees” with a neighbor or a chum.

088. I enjoy country music.

089. I love my best friend.

090. I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.

091. I watch soap operas whenever I can.

092. I’m obsessive, anal retentive, and often a perfectionist.

093. I have used my sexuality to advance my career.

094. I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.

095. I know all the words to Slick Rick’s “Children’s Story”.

096. Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.

097. I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it.

098. I have dated a close friend’s ex.

099. I’m happy as of this moment.

100. I have gone scuba diving.

101. Had a crush on somebody you have never met.

102. I’ve kissed someone I knew I shouldn’t.

103. I play a musical instrument.

104. I strongly dislike math.

105. I’m procrastinating on something right now.

106. I own and use a library card.

107. I fall in “lust” more than in “love.”

108. Cheese enchiladas rock my socks.

109. I think The Lord of the Rings is one of the greatest things ever.

110. I’m obsessed with the tv show “The O.C.”

111. I am resentful that I have to grow up.

112. I am an entirely different person around different people.

113. I think the world would be a better place if people just smiled more often.

114. I think ramen is one of the best foods in the whole world.

115. I am suffering of a broken heart.

116. I am a nerd.

117. No matter where I am or who I’m with, I always seem to be lonely.

118. I am left handed and proud of it.

119. I try not to change who I am for someone.

120. My heart resides below my feet.

121. I have had sex with someone I was not in a relationship with.

122. I enjoy smoothies.

123. I have had major surgery.

124. I have adopted a pet from the ASPCA.

125. I am listening to Radiohead right now.

126. Some people call me by a nickname.

127. I once stole a music stand.

128. I like pumpkin pie.

129. I love NASCAR!

130. I own over 200 CDs.

131. I work 7 days a week.

132. I have mono.

132. I don’t have the ability to make decisions without changing my mind.

133. People tell me I have a horrible sense of humor.

134. I’m still in my PJs.

135. I’m looking for love in all the wrong places.

136. I have a tendency to fall for the wrong guys, or have them fall for me, so I can’t help but reciprocate.

137. I’ll try anything three times.

138. Done drugs other than alcohol or cannabis.

139. I’m having trouble sleeping.

140. I am a cuddler.

141. I love John Waters films.

142. I have made a pornographic videotape.

143. Sloth is my favorite deadly sin.

144. I’ve got the hots for more fictional people than real ones.

145. My favorite love song is “Truly Madly Deeply” by Savage Garden.

146. I enjoy popping my neck/back/various joints on a regular basis.

147. I own a lot of books that I haven’t read all the way through/even started.

Will

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May 2, 2007

“Watching Mourinho’s post match interview, my friends and I were slightly shocked to hear him say that Liverpool were the better team.” Why exactly did this shock you? Surely you were all well aware that he doesn’t inhabit the same reality as coherent folks.

May 2, 2007

“Watching Mourinho’s post match interview, my friends and I were slightly shocked to hear him say that Liverpool were the better team.” Why exactly did this shock you? Surely you were all well aware that he doesn’t inhabit the same reality as coherent folks.

May 2, 2007

Oh, I have a few of those ‘will get to eventually’ books too! *laughs* I just keep re-reading the ones I already KNOW are good! 🙂 ~Shady

May 2, 2007

Oh, I have a few of those ‘will get to eventually’ books too! *laughs* I just keep re-reading the ones I already KNOW are good! 🙂 ~Shady

May 2, 2007

there is no moral equivalency between a horror writer and this school classroom asignment, CNN article quote: “Another passage in the essay advised his teacher at Cary-Grove High School: “don’t be surprised on inspiring the first CG shooting,” according to a criminal complaint filed this week.” He threatened to commit a crime, he threatened to kill his classmates, he threatened the teacher. Generalizing the issue to the point of abstraction might make this seem trivial but he made his teacher afraid of him (and probably a few of his classmates after they found out). That’s not reasonable or acceptable anywhere. Just because something is a freedom doesn’t mean it should be abused. The teacher could not have foreseen the student taking the “write whatever comes to your mind. Do not judge or censor what you are writing,” part of the assignment as a justification to threaten violence. IF the teacher hadn’t made an issue out of it and he had gone through with it, no one would be saying, “Well, it was a creative writing assignment, why should anyone have thought anything of it?” They would have been screaming about how this was a warning sign.

May 2, 2007

there is no moral equivalency between a horror writer and this school classroom asignment, CNN article quote: “Another passage in the essay advised his teacher at Cary-Grove High School: “don’t be surprised on inspiring the first CG shooting,” according to a criminal complaint filed this week.” He threatened to commit a crime, he threatened to kill his classmates, he threatened the teacher. Generalizing the issue to the point of abstraction might make this seem trivial but he made his teacher afraid of him (and probably a few of his classmates after they found out). That’s not reasonable or acceptable anywhere. Just because something is a freedom doesn’t mean it should be abused. The teacher could not have foreseen the student taking the “write whatever comes to your mind. Do not judge or censor what you are writing,” part of the assignment as a justification to threaten violence. IF the teacher hadn’t made an issue out of it and he had gone through with it, no one would be saying, “Well, it was a creative writing assignment, why should anyone have thought anything of it?” They would have been screaming about how this was a warning sign.

May 2, 2007

Being creative doesn’t mean lack of common sense. Having freedom of speech doesn’t mean the ability to shout, “Fire!” in a crowded theater. He wrote, “Blood, sex and booze. Drugs, drugs, drugs are fun. Stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, s…t…a…b…puke. So I had this dream last night where I went into a building, pulled out two P90s and started shooting everyone, then had sex with the dead bodies. Well, not really, but it would be funny if I did.” A responsible teacher takes one look at that and errs on the side of caution, regardless of circumstance. The parents of his classmates are not having a philosophical debate over whether or not his First Ammendment rights were violated, they are happy they don’t have worry about their child not coming home because some idiot kid with a gun thinks it’s cool to play first person shooter in real life or has to teach the world a lesson for all it’s unfairness. As I said, even if none of that were true, he’s still an idiot for saying things in an emotionally charged time where of course there was going to be an overreaction even without the multiple death threats.

May 2, 2007

Being creative doesn’t mean lack of common sense. Having freedom of speech doesn’t mean the ability to shout, “Fire!” in a crowded theater. He wrote, “Blood, sex and booze. Drugs, drugs, drugs are fun. Stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, s…t…a…b…puke. So I had this dream last night where I went into a building, pulled out two P90s and started shooting everyone, then had sex with the dead bodies. Well, not really, but it would be funny if I did.” A responsible teacher takes one look at that and errs on the side of caution, regardless of circumstance. The parents of his classmates are not having a philosophical debate over whether or not his First Ammendment rights were violated, they are happy they don’t have worry about their child not coming home because some idiot kid with a gun thinks it’s cool to play first person shooter in real life or has to teach the world a lesson for all it’s unfairness. As I said, even if none of that were true, he’s still an idiot for saying things in an emotionally charged time where of course there was going to be an overreaction even without the multiple death threats.

May 2, 2007

oh and sorry about cluttering up your note screen, they almost need a seperate discussion note page for each OD or something along that line

May 2, 2007

oh and sorry about cluttering up your note screen, they almost need a seperate discussion note page for each OD or something along that line

May 2, 2007

He told the teacher point blank, “don’t be surprised on inspiring the first CG (Cary-Grove High School) shooting”. That’s not a random sampling, that’s the whole basis for the criminal complaint against him. It stopped being just an assignment the moment he made an overt threat. Threatening to commit a violent act (premeditated mass murder in this case) is a crime. Period. That is the law. Abetter analogy would be that a person (here anyway) has the right to own and carry a weapon IF they have a permit. Does that mean they can carry it anywhere they want? No. Churches, certain businesses, airports, and so on will post signs informing a person that it is not permissable to carry a weapon into their building. It’s called having limits and most people get that. For the same reason, the same gun carrying person couldn’t just randomly point it at people because he has a permit to have/carry said weapon. People have a right not to be threatened with violence simply because they live in a free society. Had he not suggested it was about to become reality, he would have been fine but that was the line he chose to cross and now he is paying for it.

May 2, 2007

He told the teacher point blank, “don’t be surprised on inspiring the first CG (Cary-Grove High School) shooting”. That’s not a random sampling, that’s the whole basis for the criminal complaint against him. It stopped being just an assignment the moment he made an overt threat. Threatening to commit a violent act (premeditated mass murder in this case) is a crime. Period. That is the law. Abetter analogy would be that a person (here anyway) has the right to own and carry a weapon IF they have a permit. Does that mean they can carry it anywhere they want? No. Churches, certain businesses, airports, and so on will post signs informing a person that it is not permissable to carry a weapon into their building. It’s called having limits and most people get that. For the same reason, the same gun carrying person couldn’t just randomly point it at people because he has a permit to have/carry said weapon. People have a right not to be threatened with violence simply because they live in a free society. Had he not suggested it was about to become reality, he would have been fine but that was the line he chose to cross and now he is paying for it.

May 2, 2007

the larger issue, which I forgot to address, is WHERE the free speech is occuring, while one has the right to express what they want, they don’t have the right to express it ANYWHERE they want, if a person yells “Fire!” in a theater, it’s not only a crime (public endangerment, disturbing the peace), if anyone is killed as a result of a stampede to the exits, that person can and will be charged with manslaughter, a novelist is free to write anything he wants and sell it, a public school student does not have the right to threaten faculty or fellow students, I went to a school where having aspirin in your locker could get you suspended, other schools have expelled little children for bringing a butter knife to school to make their sandwich for lunch, schools can search lockers and bookbags if they suspect contraband, iPods are banned, and so on, it’s ridiculous to be sure, but that is the flip side to living in a free society, laws and rules still have to be followed regardless of whether or not they are agreed with, in this case, he broke the law and spin it any way you like, part of being educated in a public school is giving up a certain amount of freedom

May 2, 2007

the larger issue, which I forgot to address, is WHERE the free speech is occuring, while one has the right to express what they want, they don’t have the right to express it ANYWHERE they want, if a person yells “Fire!” in a theater, it’s not only a crime (public endangerment, disturbing the peace), if anyone is killed as a result of a stampede to the exits, that person can and will be charged with manslaughter, a novelist is free to write anything he wants and sell it, a public school student does not have the right to threaten faculty or fellow students, I went to a school where having aspirin in your locker could get you suspended, other schools have expelled little children for bringing a butter knife to school to make their sandwich for lunch, schools can search lockers and bookbags if they suspect contraband, iPods are banned, and so on, it’s ridiculous to be sure, but that is the flip side to living in a free society, laws and rules still have to be followed regardless of whether or not they are agreed with, in this case, he broke the law and spin it any way you like, part of being educated in a public school is giving up a certain amount of freedom

May 2, 2007

anarchy is not freedom

May 2, 2007

anarchy is not freedom