March 3, 2004

My Thoughts on the Theory of Evolution

Wow, this is a topic that I tend to get heated about. Ok I’m going to be quite blunt with what I say and I don’t care, I’m just fore warning anyone who reads this.

The theory of Evolution is the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard, or at least it’s in my top 3. Darwin was a moron, a huge fucking moron, who I would assume got high off some shit he found on that little island he explored on for so long and made up this big story that man came from apes. That is so stupid you just wanna bring him back from the dead and smack him, numerous times over. I don’t know about any of you, but I KNOW for a fact that I never came from no ape. My ancestors never came from no ape. I mean if we evolved from apes, then why are there still apes on the planet, you would think there wouldn’t be because now their all humans, right.. What did a few have some chemical imbalances or some other stupid shit that made them not capable of magically transforming over a period of time into us..?

Now I will say I do believe a little bit in some evolution, I believe more that creatures just adapt to their environment over a period of time. But nothing drastic like from an ape to a man. Like camels, and how they can store water so well, and can last so long in the heat, ya know what I’m sayin, their bodies just adapt to the environment over many years and that’s about it, adaptation, not evolution. Though they are both linked, their not the same thing. But really I’m more for the Christian view on things and how God made this universe in 7 days, well 6 but you know. God made man in his own image. So in evolutions theory, God was an ape…? I don’t think so!!

Ok I’m gonna change the topic here from Evo. to The Big Bang Theory, I also am totally against this theory because it’s just as stupid as Evo. Tell me now, how can one giant piece of rock explode into 9 perfectly round spheres? Huh, don’t say gravity because that’s just stupid. But I just wanted to give my very short little tid bit on that subject.

Hell I don’t even believe the Earth has been around for millions and millions of years or whatever. Hardly even thousands in my views. Scientists don’t know shit, they just guess at things and hope it’s right. Carbon dating won’t get you nowhere, it’s so pathetic. Now I’m curious, let’s say man did come from apes, ok, just for argument sake. Now let’s go all the way back to the supposed “cavemen”, the first supposed documented human beings on the planet. Now I don’t know this topic too well so I’m gonna need some help, so here come the questions for all you intellectuals out there. How many supposed years ago did “cavemen” exist? When did the first documented ape come into the picture..? Supposedly anyways. Answer me those two questions in the best answer possible and I’ll get back to you on my thoughts.

I just don’t see how it works at all. I mean I just saw on the Animal Channel the other day that this one species of turtle, I forgotthe name of it, but it was wierd, was supposedly older then the dinosaurs yet it looked the same as it supposedly did when it first came into the picture here on earth, why didn’t it evolve into, I don’t know a donkey or something..? Where did Giraffes come from? Did they originate from the Brontosaurus?(Spelling?)? What about a frog? Did they mutate and eveolve from a booger or something..? I mean I honestly wanna know some of this stuff here people. help me out.

Goo

*Circe*

March 5, 2004

OK, to answer some of your questions: apes still exist, because not every evolutionary process happens the same way. Humans were a slow, slightly clumsy type of ape, and as this grew worse, their intellectual capacity increased. Frogs are amphibians, related/part of the reptile family. Reptiles, in their turn, date from the dinosaur era (between the Triassic and Cretaceous perioud (continue)

Most dinosaurs, though not all, became extinct; crocodiles, for example, are, in fact, dinosaurs as well. Like humans and apes, they evolved, though some reptiles have been evolving slower than others. I believe there is a certain lizard in New Zealand that still has the remains of what used to be a third eye on his forehead. (continue)

Dinosaurs became extinct between 89 and 65 million years ago. The first evindence of what you call cavemen dates from appr. 3.5 million years ago and was found in Africa, I’m guessing mammals in common – who, in their turn, came from amphibians who adapted to life on shore instead of in the water (eg. Coelacanth) – date a few more million years back. Hope that answers some of your questions. Love

I’m sorry, but your understanding of the Big Bang is incorrect. Firstly, the Big Bang supposedly created the entire Universe (billions of stars, often with orbiting planets), not just the solar system (our sun and the planets). Secondly, before the Big Bang there wasn’t a big rock. There was a tiny, immensely dense point of matter called a singularity. Research it more for a fuller explanation.

You say scientists don’t know shit, then you say you don’t know the topic very well (which is painfully obvious). Well the scientists *do* know the topic very well. You say you honestly want to know the answers…read something other than the Bible. Try something like the Blind Watchmaker for starters.