Sims: An Asylum Challenge.

 Part 3 found here

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We start today’s instalment with a series of pictures that I call ‘The Many Faces of Tamzin’

She’s so ~expressive~

Meanwhile this is still happening 24/7

And this is always the result.

Cailtin: When the fuck will this stop.

All that pent-up rage finally proved to be too much.

YOU’RE AS BAD AS CANDICE

Then because my Sims are completely retarded and wouldn’t remove the charred remains of Caitlin’s dinner from the stove, no-one could cook any food and just left it sitting on the counters.

Then of course just as Ozzy finishes tidying everything up, some idiot does this.

SUCK IT UP TAMZIN. YOU USED TO BE FIERCE.

WHAT IN THE NAME OF… I didn’t initiate this! Clearly this was Candice’s doing. YOU CAN NEVER BREAK UP THE ONE TRU LOVE OF TAMLIN YOU CONNIVING WHORE!

Tamzin: Heeeey Mr. Cup! *high five*

Tamlin 4 ever <3<3<3

Theo: Just gonna keep on walking and pretend I didn’t see anything here…

This is apparently her post-sex ritual.

Brilliant Tamzin, just brilliant. 

This happened at midday, three hours before Ozzy was due home from work, so I kinda figured meh, won’t be such a big deal, he’ll get home in time.

Lost most of my kitchen units, but those are replaceable. Now, as long as no one stands near the flames we’ll be fine …

*FACE PALM*

Grimmy: ‘Sup sexy bitches.

14 SECONDS TOO LATE 🙁

RIP Candice, you crazy bitch.

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Of course the real casualty in all of this was Tamzin’s sanity.

I got really confused for a moment and was like .. hold, on, didn’t she just die? But it turns out she was one of my pre-made Sims from the last Asylum Challenge I did that Ozzy bought home from work!

Tamzin: derp.

Mmm, sanitary.

Tamlin: FUUUUCK OUR LIIIIVES

She’s even a bitch in the after-life.

I think she’s slept more in her own food than she has in a bed.

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Yeah, you break it down you two!

Ozzy went and got himself food poisoning from eating mouldy leftovers.

While Theo decided to have himself a mental breakdown outside at 4am.

I don’t think even those boxers can get you pity money now, Theo.

 

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Right, Candice and Tamzin? I honestly didn’t do anything. I heard the love jingle and paused the game and found them in bed like that! I’ve never spontaneously had my sims make a move without me telling them to, so that was a surprise.

Also, turns out Ozzy needs maximum body skills points to reach the top of his career and of course, the one skill he builds really slowly is body. So it’s taking ageeees. It took two whole days of working out and completely depleting his motives just to gain a single point and he still needs two more and they only have 6 days left before ageing. Ugh.